The LOP Revolution Presents: Night of Consonants

[Stinger]

Hello everyone and welcome to another action filled edition of The BMF's Pres... no that's not it. The J-Team Pres.... damn, that's not it either. Oh yeah, that's right! Welcome to another fun filled edition of The LOP Revolution Presents. I know, you're wondering "how is this another edition?" I know. Well holy flashback to 2004 Batman, it is indeed another edition of The LOP Revolution. For you see, long ago, in a columns forum far, far away, there existed a trio of columnists who came together to become The LOP Revolution. The brainchild of yours truly, Stinger, the group consisted of Morpheus (author of Enter The Dream Realm) and Adeaton (author of A Little Something Something). Then one day when he was shooting for food, Stinger struck a banning... who knew a wrestling resource site with some columns was considered a "news site" (Stinger certainly didn't, and neither did the fifty other folks who linked to that site without punishment). And then The Revolution brought in That Darn Frog to replace the banned creator, and then The Revolution and it's WriterMania died... until now. Witness the second coming of the wrestling column goodness that is The LOP Revolution. Starring Stinger as Stinger, James_A as Jimmy The Jimz, and Jules as Jules. Now begins the... Night of Consonants!

Stinger: Gentlemen, serious business is at hand. In just a couple of days, every championship is on the line as WWE presents Night of Champions. This epic event only happens once a year, and this year it features a card that would put the best WrestleMania to shame and has been amongst the WWE's best built towards event, as proven by Monday's all about "Night of Champions" edition of RAW. Ok, so I lied, Monday's show sucked and this event hasn't had very good build, sue me. I think it's only fair we start this thing off with the least interesting match on the card... the WWE Championship match. The match that features the three most stale acts in the WWE and the most drawn out and boring feud to date. Do either of you care about this waste of a match?

Jimmy: I would rather get naked and sacrifice a small goat than watch this match.

Jules: And I would rather watch Jimmy do that, than see these three men in the ring together again.

Stinger: I think I could do without the goat sacrifice... and the naked part too really.

Jimmy: I'd rather do without HHH and Orton feuding any longer. This feud has made my blood boil, my veins shake violently, and made my eyeballs catch on fire. I'm literally angry with rage that they keep shoving this crap down our throats. These men make me envy the blind and the deaf. Randy Orton is a baby oil trainwreck. These men are all members of a three headed jackass! BAHHHH!

Jules: To each his own. I can do without anymore monotone Randy Orton promos, or Triple H in his HUN-TOR mode of operation, or John Cena channeling Michael Cole with his patently obvious fake enthusiasm and crappy schilling. I used to like all three of these men, but being as they are all on about the same level, and have been feuding with one another for so long, it really doesn’t matter who wins. Nobody gets over from this. Why for heaven’s sake not break up this inseparable trio and have them face some fresh opponents?

Stinger: I definitely agree, and why should anyone care about this match, especially Triple H fans? I mean he just told us Monday that he himself didn't care if he wins the title or not. It's not "teh awezome" when a wrestler tries to make it like not letting someone retain the title is more important that winning it yourself. Hunter basically said he's not booked to win, thus he doesn't give a shit. Bad move.

Jules: This is one area where I agree with Hunter. I don't care if he becomes Champion here either. I don't care if Cena wins, or if Orton retains. I am as excited about this main event as I am about picking what color socks I am going to wear to work tomorrow.

Jimmy: Oh right, we're answering whether we care or not. Short answer: No. I don't. I really, REALLY don't.

Stinger: Anyone else glad this match will likely close the event though? I'm very much in favor of that.

Jules: Anyone remember when Wrestlemania rematches used to be a big deal? I'm sure I'll be in favor of this event closing, but if I were in charge, I'd give the main event spot to Jeff Hardy and CM Punk's world title match, since they have a storyline going right now that actually has people *gasp* interested!

Stinger: Agreed there Jules. The reason I favor the WWE Championship closing, is because they'll never be able to follow Punk/Hardy and thus, the match will look like a bigger turd in comparison.

Jimmy: I'm in favor of having the triple threat close just because I want to see how quickly the arena empties out. That's going to be fun to watch. More fun than the match that's for sure.

Stinger: Since we've established that none of us really care about this pending disaster, who do you guys think will win? Hard to pick, given that Super Cena and Super H are in it, but I'll go with Orton anyway.

Jimmy: I'm going with Cena simply because I'm thinking (nay hoping) that the writers are going to capitalize on the possible Orton-DiBiase feud. And I think they might be going for a HHH/Cena matchup at Summerslam as boring as that sounds. HHH has no reason to fight Cena if he isn't chasing the belt.

Jules: I’m predicting no title change here. Why waste a big event like that on a PPV that WWE obviously has so little interest in promoting? They aren’t even pretending that Night of Champions is a big deal. And after Monday’s “go home show”, there will be so few people watching, that to waste a WWE title change here might actually devalue the belt. So with that said, my prediction here is that Orton retains.

Jimmy: If history has taught us anything it's that WWE is less concerned with temporarily devaluing the belt (See Batista's latest reign) and more concerned with gaining viewers out of shock value (See Batista's latest reign.)

Jules: Hegel said if history has taught us anything, it’s that man learns nothing from history.

Stinger: Eh, you gotta a point there. I don't see a change happening though. I do have an idea though, what do you guys say we put this eyesore behind us and move on to a better looking match and one that I am looking forward to alot? Any guesses as to which match I speak of?

Jimmy: Aye Captain!

Jules: You're supposed to guess Jimmy.

Jimmy: Wow. Alright. Does it involve two polar opposites surrounding a world title?

Stinger: NO. Jules, care to venture a guess?

Jules: Does it have Chris Jericho and a mystery partner in it?

Stinger: Damn you people! You'd like to watch naked sacrifices and you miss an obvious one! What the hell? Better looking, I speak of Mickie James versus Maryse for the Diva's Championship... two of the hottest chicks in the company rolling all over one another! HOTT.



Jimmy: I'd definitely go out and venture to say that Maryse is one of the sexiest women I've ever seen in my life. And that pin of hers sure makes me all the happier in my pants. This one could be a pretty good match.

Stinger: Maryse is, in my opinion, the next Trish Stratus. I see her losing the title though, sadly. Yay for Mickie's fine ass though.

Jules: I did not give a rat’s ass about this match until that great segment from last Monday’s Raw. That felt ripped straight off of Sunday Morning Superstars the way Mickie James was being interviewed back on the stage by herself, then the great interaction with Miz, and the sneak attack by Maryse. It was short, logical, and made me interested in a match that theretofore, I had no interest in. It’s almost like that segment was exported in from a better show than the shit that populated the rest of that wretched program.

Stinger: Who do you think is going to win Jules?

Jules: I’d let Maryse take this one, and then continue the feud on till Summerslam, where you can either give Mickie her moment, or let Maryse shine. It’s all apple bottom jeans and oranges to me.

Jimmy: Indeed Julesio. I see Mickie picking up the win here though. She's due for having a belt of some sort after going so long being the "lost girl" on RAW. (A title now taken up by one Beth Phoenix.)

Stinger: The real winner? The fans, two hot chicks going at it... what's not to like?

Jules: Maryse is enjoying a fine period of success though right now. She is literally the only Diva right now that evokes "superstar" quality. Might be bad joo joo to jinx that just now.

Jimmy: Speaking of bad joo joo why don't we move on to a match that has one of it's competitors injured and soon to be replaced?

Stinger: Sounds like a helluva an idea to me Jimz, I could use the cool down after having visions of Maryse and Mickie spanking each other playing in my head.

Jules: That segue provided us with about a year's supply of bad joo joo there Jimbo.. But yes, let's move on to the next match.

Jimmy: Well it's not so much the prediction that has us guessing (the match itself looks to be the most predictable one.) Who do you guys think Jericho's mystery partner is?

Stinger: I'd be happy with several people, Jack Swagger and The Brian Kendrick to name two. But the man I most want to see, and the guy I think it will be, none ofther than Christian after he loses the ECW Championship match and turns heel. Reuniting Jericho and Christian, a winning combination.

Jimmy: I had a few people in mind for this match. TBK stands out since he's looking for a partner or even his old bodyguard Big Zeke would fit the mold Jericho tried to find in Henry. However there's one guy that I think will make a shock return as Jericho's partner: Matt Hardy.

Jules: Jack Swagger would be a good safe option, even though Dolph Ziggler seems to the guy most hinted at right now. However, Jericho promised his partner would be someone who was better than Edge in every conceivable way, which narrows down our list something awful doesn’t it? I suppose he could pick Christian since there is history there between both him and Edge, and him and Jericho. Kendrick could’ve been a fine pick, but he’s never been booked on nearly the same level as Jericho, and him just getting squashed by Jerry Lawler doesn’t bode well for him either, although it would’ve made a nice tie-in with his current “searching for a tag team partner” storyline.

Stinger: Jimz, didn't Matt Hardy just have a surgery to repair his intestine leaking out his body? Would he be ready to come back this soon?

Jimmy: I'm not sure. Nobody's sure. Which is why it's such a shock pick! Say what you will about Matt Hardy but he's a really tough worker who's wrestled through some painful injuries. Plus he can also be "self-righteous" like Jericho. It's been about a month or somewhere close to it since he's had his surgery though no?

Stinger: I have no idea. He would be a great pick though, for sure.

Jules: Well, barring the fact that Matt Hardy is still busy trying to keep the spaghetti noodles afloat in his tummy, I think he would be another interesting pick. After last Friday’s Smackdown, I was thinking, maybe Jericho’s partner would be CM Punk. Perhaps this could cement Punk’s heel turn. You have him make some kind of deal with Jericho where Jericho interferes in his match with Hardy if needed, and in return, Punk helps Jericho retain the undisputed tag team titles.

Jimmy: I really wouldn't like the writers to pick someone who's already in a match, which may explain why I never ventured to pick anyone on the card. How awesome would it be for someone like Low Ki to debut as Jericho's partner?

Stinger: Low Ki is injured as well, or he was last I heard.

Jules: It would be nice other than the giant "Huh?" it would illicit from the live crowd.

Jimmy: Wow. Jeez with the way I'm picking I might as well have gone with the safe pick in Edge.

Stinger: Jules, the problem with CM Punk is that that scenario would mean the World Championship match goes on before the tag match. I say the ECW Championship opens the show, Christian does double duty and he and Jericho retain the titles.

Jimmy: In any case I would say that there's little to no chance that the soon-to-be ex-Legacy picks up the win over Jericho and his new partner.

Jules: I did think of that after I wrote out that suggestion Stinger. Perhaps a way around that would be to have Jericho attack Hardy backstage or something, instead of running interference later on. But there's still problems with that scenario. Perhaps Jimmy's suggestion of Bono's guitar player is the most rational pick here so far.. from either of us J-Teamers anyway (cheap plug ahoy!) Hard to predict this one not knowing who Jericho's partner is going to be, but assuming it is someone of substance, hard to pick against Y2J.

Stinger: Holy hell, we still have five matches to go. Damn, does WWE have too many titles or what?

Jules: Just imagine how bad it would be if WWE had not unified the tag team titles?

Stinger: *shudders* This next match is a piss break anyway, who honestly cares? I'm talking McCool vs. Melina, Women's Championship.

Jules: Melina right now is basically a poor ladies Mickie James, and Michelle McCool is a poor ladies' Maryse... so having this match here is basically like having a less interesting version of Raw's women's match on the same card.. Unless there is a wardrobe malfunction, I predict eery pin drop silence for this match from start to finish.

Jimmy: As long as Michelle McCool is in a match, I am not interested one bit. I say Melina gets the rematch I guess.

Jules: I suppose you have to let people get up to buy souvenirs and hot dogs at some point though.

Stinger: I'll go with McCool on this one, don't give a rats ass either way though. Next match?

Jimmy: Yup.

Jules: Yes, please.

Stinger: Okay, moving along then since no one cares about the Women's title, another title few care about... the ECW Championship, Tommy Dreamer vs. Christian.

Jimmy: I'll say Christian. Why? Because Dreamer's too old and I don't expect Christian to turn heel and leave the heel heavy ECW roster. Plus he looks like the one most ready to face off against Kozlov.

Jules: I liked that Tommy Dreamer got his little moment with the ECW title at Extreme Rules. Even though at this point even the hardest of hardcore ECW fans couldn’t possibly give a two tenths of a shit about that. So with that said, it’s time to get the belt off the fatboy, and onto someone whose career is actually going somewhere besides the recycle bin.

Stinger: So are you predicting a Christian win, Jules?

Jules: Then again, if you’re going to really do something with Christian sooner or later, it might be better just to get him off of ECW altogether and not saddle him with that gawdy monstrosity of a championship belt. So I guess I'll predict some kind of no contest finish here with interference from Kozlov or somebody.

Stinger: I'll go with a Tommy Dreamer win via DQ, with Christian turning heel. Big Zeke is on ECW, and it looks like they may start a program with him and Kozlov, so I guess he's a face? Or maybe they'll form an alliance, who knows? Either way, I see Christian moving to better things and Benjamin getting to step up in his place.

Jules: Sounds like a plan to me. Poor Shelton though. I don't know if there exists a bigger clash of styles than his atheltic agility and the pillsbury doughboy's lethargic "innovative" offense.

Stinger: RIPbossman will have a stroke if he sees you talking about the Innovator of Violence like that, Jules. How could you be so cruel?

Jules: I was raised in a cellar with rats and fed cracker crumbs until I was 12.. No wait, that was a TV show I saw once. I mean no offense to Tubsy Dreamer. But there just comes a time in a man's life when its time to hang it up ya know? And in Dreamer's case, he won't even have to undergo a drastic change of attire in able to get back into normal every day life. As far as I know Dunkin Donuts has no policy against the wearing of ten year old T-shirts and smelly athletic pants within their establishments.

Stinger: Agreed, for sure. Hey, wait a second. Jimmy, can you hear me? Can you hear me now? How about now? Now? Ah shit, Jules, I think we lost connection with The Jimz... Oh wait, I hear static!

Jimmy: Nope I'm right here taking my meds for da feds. I'm sorry it's just that I'm not that excited for this match. I need some NyQuil.

Stinger: Connection reestablished, awesome. Thought it was just going to be the BMF's for a second there.

Jules: James, you're drooling all over yourself, pull yourself together man. You're in the big leagues now. Don't think we won't replace you with Andy Savana or maybe MyLeeCyrus brudda.

Jimmy: Noooo! Not Hannah Montana! That girl's taken far too much from me already! Ahem. Let's move on?

Jules: *straightens tie*

Stinger: Who's up for a six-pack?

Jimmy: I've been trying to get a six pack for ages. No extreme diet or exercise program seems to work!

Jules: Better be Coors Light, because I hear Bud Light ain't paying me shit for this column! What's up with that? I'm gonna hafta get on top of somebody I s'pose.

Jimmy: Ok Brock... No! Not on me!

Stinger: Jimz DOES want to do naked goat sacrifices, he's pretty much asking for it.

Jimmy: No dammit! That's not what I meant!

Jules: BROCK SMASH



Stinger: Order, order in my damn court room I say. I was talking about the Six Pack Challenge for the United States Championship.

Jules: Oh right, who's in this again?

Jimmy: Ohhhh. THAT Six Pack. It's been a long time since a six way match has been referred to as a "six pack challenge." Guess it's less open or scrambley than previous years.

Jules: And who is the US champ now for that matter? And who cares?

Jimmy: Not a lot of people Jules. You see, RAW's been so focused on staling up the main event, they don't even have enough time to invest in their midcard anymore. . . again.

Jules: I predict a boring trainwreck of a match, most likely won by that big bald guy, who will then continue to feud with people one third his size, and have matches no body in their right mind could ever want to see.

Stinger: I actually think this could be a good match, it has five very capable workers in it and the Big Slow. I'll go with The Miz, and I hope he pins the giant baby.

Jules: I forgot (or possibly never knew) that Miz was even in this match. I guess that would be as fine a finish as any. I predict this match will probably open the show, as WWE likes to put on a big multi-man clusterschmazz at the beginning of all their PPVs of late.

Jimmy: I really think this is the most unpredictable match on the card. Normally that would say that it's exciting but this is not the case. It's just the writers having no earthly clue how to build a match not involving one of the "Big Three" (like they even know how to build a match involving them.) I'll go with Miz. It slightly depends on whether Maryse wins her match so as to have the classic "power couple." But I definitely see the US Title being hotshotted to somebody come NOC.

Jules: How sad is it that I'm more interested in what becomes of the relationship between Miz and Maryse than I am in who wins the pretty much meaningless United States title?

Jimmy: Remember folks ever since going to RAW the US Title's been DOA whereas ever since going to SD! the IC Title's been elevated.

Stinger: Yeah, that is a sad state of affairs Jules. And spot on Jimz. There's another romance blooming in WWE. But first, introductions are in order... Hi Jimmy, I'm Golf Stinggler... Jules, the name's Golf Stinggler. That's Golf Stinggler.

Jules: That's your problem.

Jimmy: Stinggler, what is your beef with the Mexicans?

Stinger: My beef with Mexicans are that they steal my jobs by working hard like slaves for little pay, and they eat tacos. Next question.

Jimmy: My name a Kozlov. Very nice, how much?

Stinger: I just introduced myself, so you probably don't know, but I, Golf Stinggler, I'm dating The Zooey Deschanel. You can't pay me for that Kozlov, I don't go in for that sort of thing.

Jimmy: I have-a sexy time with my mother in law. Her vagin resembles sleeve of wizard!

Stinger: Mister please, you can stop right there, that's way more than I needed to know! *mental-fives Weird Al*

Jules: I'm Rumple Stiltskin, and I came here to chew bubble gum and finish this damn column. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Jimmy: Alright now that Kozlov is out of the room what's our next match?

Stinger: Okay, play time is over then. Intercontinental Championship time, Rey Mysterio defending against Dolph Ziggler.

Jimmy: I'm going with the safe pick and picking the man of mystery.

Stinger: I think this could be one of the best matches of the night. Rey is Rey, we all saw the magic he and Jericho made. Curt Hennig is my all-time favorite wrestler, and I see shades of Mr. Perfect in Dolph Ziggler. If these two get the time they deserve, this could be something special.

Jules: I’m predicting Rey Mysterio here first off, just because the Intercontinental title has changed hands quite enough in the past few weeks. But that said, this is a fairly big match for Ziggler, who has really been developing nicely in his personality lately. I’m still no fan of that gay pornstar name, but, other than that, this guy has star potential written all over him, plus this recent pairing with Maria definitely has my eye as well. Should be a pretty good little match. Not expecting anything the caliber of the awesome Mysterio/Jericho matches from the last two PPVs, but still solid three and a quarter star stuff nonetheless hopefully.

Jimmy: Again, this is just the Intercontinental title being elevated once more. Rey is taking on all promising contenders and I think this could be the start of a very special reign for him. As long as Rey keeps having great matches with all the top contenders, the goal of elevating the once prestigious IC Title is accomplished. That being said I agree with Stinger that this could be a very nice match seeing as we have a really athletic champion against a young promising up and comer.

Stinger: I'm also going to go with Rey Mysterio. This is THE match so far for Mr. Ziggler, who I'm sure will have the lovely Maria in his corner. Mysterio retains this time, I don't think it'll be over after the match though. I see these two continuing until at least Summer Slam, and maybe the event after that (whatever the hell they've renamed it too).

Jules: Any truth to the rumor that in accordance with the Great American Bash becoming just 'The Bash' that Summerlsam will now just be called 'Slam' Stinger? I heard it from a friend of a friend, who mows Dave Metzer's lawn.

Jimmy: While we're at it why don't we rename Surivior Series "The Survivor" to get ratings from people interested in reality TV?

Stinger: Any chance that friend's name is (CENSORED BY LOP BRASS)? I hear he likes to make shit up.

Jules: Remove the 'The' and I think you've got a winner Jimz.

Jimmy: Maybe we could just call it "Survivor: The Series"? That oughta do it.

Stinger: Survivor: The Series, awesome. Good one Jimz.

Jules: Stinger you know that (CENSORED BY LOP BRASS) has learned from his past mistakes. And also that legal suit against him was dismissed for lack of evidence. Plus I don't think he would lead me astray in matters so serious as this. But anyway, regardless of what (CENSORED BY LOP BRASS) is or isn't guilty of, why don't we move on to the next match?

Stinger: THE match? Alrighty then, the final match on the card. The best built to match on the card, the World Championship match... CM Punk defending against Jeffrey Hardy.

Jimmy: I really like the druggie vs. guidance counselor stuff they've been pulling in the build for this match. It's great stuff. Hey, is it any coincidence that CM Punk gets some great character development (as champion no less) the second he leaves RAW?

Stinger: That's simple, the folks behind Smackdown know how to write wrestling that isn't centered around Hobbit jokes and Hornswoggle matches... which I guess goes hand in hand really.

Jimmy: Neither does ECW and even THAT is starting to look better than RAW nowadays.

Jules: This is by far the most interesting match on the card from both the vantage point of the storyline and also the real life implication of what direction Smackdown is headed in if Jeff Hardy is indeed in his final days with the company. It has been built up flawlessly, and it has been mega refreshing seeing CM Punk revert into his old ROH character that most of the current WWE audience never had a chance to see. He’s such a perfect tweener right now, that it will almost be a shame when/if they eventually decide to turn him. I think given the up in the air status of Jeff Hardy I’ll predict CM Punk retains here, even though, I’m kind of thinking that WWE may give Hardy the belt as a last ditch effort to retain his services perhaps. Personally, I want to see Punk continue his awesome run here, but more than that, I want this match to be given an ample amount of time (rather than it being wasted on the useless Smackdown’s divas match or some backstage crapola) and I want to see no less than a five star effort here from both men.

Jimmy: Their match last time happened to go a notch slower than I expected it to. Maybe with some more time together and an actual finish, they might put on a real barn burner here. I'll say Punk gets the win here through some sort of dusty finish setting up a future rubber match between the two.

Stinger: I'm going to go with Punk here, seems like he has been losing enough matches lately. His character is just so refreshing at the moment and he's doing wonderful things, I don't think now is the time to throw water on his fire. I think this match should easily be the match of the night, and anything less than four stars is going to end up being a disappointment. I hope they don't give the WWE Championship more time than they give this match. This should easily be 20-25 minutes, and I fully expect them to burn the house down (you know what I mean Nero).

Jimmy: If they give the WWE Championship match more time than this, I certainly WILL burn my house down.

Stinger: Ho-ly-sh-it, that's a little extreme isn't it? You'll at least evac your dog first right?

Jules: You'd do that anyway, just to collect the insurance money and come leech off of me.

Stinger: Ah, I apologize for that Jeff.

Jimmy: I'd do that just to be saved from the flames emitting from my house from the utter burning crap that will be the ultra-stale RAW main event.

Stinger: He's still looking forward to naked goat sacrifices Jules, cookout at your place? Goat burgers?

Jimmy: Cooked over the open flames from my house of course.

Jules: Add in a tasty beverage and it sounds like the kind of party I'd definitely be down with.

Stinger: Wow, gay as hell. I'll leave that party for the J-Team, I'll party down with the likes of Zooey Deschanel and Katie Lea. Oh yeah.

Jules: Yes, enjoy "partying" alone in your room with pictures of women you'll never meet while James and I have a BBQ and invite over the entire neighborhood of vibrant young females.

Jimmy: Sick burn. Woops, sorry Jeff.

Stinger: Vibrant young female GOATS that the two of you sacrifice while naked, doesn't count. I'd rather have my pictures. Besides, my pictures don't talk back and I won't get a deadly disease. I win. Party on.

Jules: Well, I'll let you rest easy with your hairy palms, and let Jimmy get his freak on with his hairy goats, and as for me, I think I'll just sit back in my recliner and take a nap. Good writing with you fine thespians.

Jimmy: Goats won't give us deadly diseases. AIDS are from humans. Wait, did I just say that out loud?



Stinger: Jimmy is into some sick Brazilian shit. I'm out of here, shit's getting too weird.

Jimmy: What?! Who said my goats are Brazilian? I myself am Filipino. We're known for. . . eating. . . do. . . gs. Sorry Jeff.

PS... Here's an oil painting I just made to present to you as a peace offering, my dayglo amigo.



Jules: Whoops, looks like while I was reclining back in my Lazy Boy (tm) I accidentally kicked over your dog portrait there Jimmy, and it might've been micturated upon by my siamese cat. My bad.

Jimmy: Hey! That's my painting man!

[Andy_Savana]

This brought the lols.

Full of three liners you motherfuckers got down to the T.

My most looked forward to match is Mickie James vs. Maryse. Mainly because my fantasy booking depends on it.

[Martin Riggs]

Great stuff lads. Bit long, but that's just because the WWE has a lot of titles. Understandable, really. I enjoyed it.

[Super Chrisss]

Funny stuff gentlemen! Who needs FTW when we got this shit going down?

[Coolio]

lol nice job guys nice predection column.

[Zuma]

How funny... I saw this title and was like "fuck.... someone jacked The Revolution name and probably doesn't know this existed before"... and lo and behold, it's the man himself, Stinger.

Good work bringing this back. It was a great idea then, and you guys really meshed together well. Except for that n00b Jules - where the hell did you find that guy? He sucks.