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Column Of The Month May 2009 We've just had what some might tenuously call a slow month here in the CF. We're over a month removed from the epic CSI tournament back in April, and the US vs UK battle for international supremacy is only just getting under way now that we're in June. But despite the lack of any competition in May, the CF isn't slow in the slightest. It's still booming. Going by the "last post" dates, we easily had close to 100 columns posted last month. That's insane. I'm glad it's not my job to pick a winner here. It's yours. Get to voting, people. Rules
Voting ends at 12am GMT on Friday 5th June.
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Kind of hard since most of the major players were infrequent during May.
I was going to vote for lenjr04 but I don't know how much time he's got on his hands to finish his music piece, so I can only in good conscience choose Box Car Rocco for showing major improvement every time he puts up a new column. |
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It was a decent month for columns, a lot of the US v UK stuff was pretty good.
My vote goes to NightofDay. Consistently enjoyable columns throughout May! |
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Ooh Sorry Team UK, I hope this doesn't get me kicked off. HM's for Noddy, J Boom, MyLee and Cici. It seems like this guy has disappeared but 3 columns for May, two of which were outside his comfort zone and very very good. My vote goes to:
lenjr04 - From The Podium
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I have read some quality stuff in the last month round these parts, but the pick of the bunch goes to......
Johnny Boomerang His "Finding Yourself" column was excellent.
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THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED DUE TO ME VOTING FOR NOD.
He has just lost all credibility as a writer. Now, my vote goes to IFS by Cicero. Last edited by Creeping Death; 06-02-2009 at 12:41 PM. |
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MyLeeCyrus gets my vote.
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EDIT DUE TO UNFORESEEN DEVELOPMENTS...
I am truly flabbergasted. At any rate, my new vote is for JohnnyBoomerang--The Boomerang Prophecies. He makes all of that creativity look easy.
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![]() Wrestling with Music - A New Day? Really? (Coming Someday...) "You'll Thank Me Later" - Shaking Up the Rumble "You'll Thank Me Later" - Is Women's Wrestling Dead? "You'll Thank Me Later" - Defending PG Last edited by Leonard; 06-02-2009 at 12:58 PM. |
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International Fun Slide by Cicero
This man has been criminally overlooked. May has been his month.
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^ Agreed.
NightofDay is on the rise however my vote goes to... Cici's International Fun Slide |
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Everyone sucks but the
International Fun Slide by Cicero does not suck.
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International Fun Slide by Cicero
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EDIT!
MyLeeCyrus Last edited by Presti; 06-02-2009 at 11:21 PM. |
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I'm going with Night Rising by NoD but it was close! Sorry MyLeeCyrus!
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Myleecyrus - Seven Things I Hate About You.
Mylee also does extremely well when stepping outside of that gimmick and the Stock Market column was one of the best columns i've read in a long time.
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Slow month indeed, but rising far above the rest, keeping that standard way above our heads,
Lenjr04 |
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I enjoyed all of the columns this man busted out in May and since he came to The CF he has consistantly improved in every outing.
NightofDay EDIT: Thanks to a recent annoucement, I will be changing my COTM vote to none other then Cici-International Fun Slide
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Cicero International Fun Slide
Consistent fun times.
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Cicero-International Fun Slide.
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I despise reviews columns so Cicero wins by a landslide.
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Announcement Unfortunately, NightOfDay's recent columns were plagiarized off another Internet site. As such, he has been perma-banned, and obviously ineligible for COTM from here on out. Anyone who voted for NightOfDay can edit their posts and change their votes if they wish to do so.
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![]() Last edited by Degenerate; 06-03-2009 at 11:35 AM. Reason: Found out NOD plagiarized more than one column, so this announcement has been changed |
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Srsly?
Fine. I change my vote to Box Car Rocco and his BCR is Wrestling. Who knew Suicide was Don West other than BCR?
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Holy snap, crackle and pop!
Such a shame... the dude had potential. This means Cici will romp! Or at least I think so. Watch Calvin reject his CotM piece. |
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Apparently, he didn't. It was all someone else's.
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cicero.
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...Ol' boy's been on it for a minute. I'm lucky, as I've been the only person so far that's disagreed with him and not gotten banned.
cicero- International Fun Slide.
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Andy Savana, just because.
And Im never getting into the WB am I? You aussie-hatin bastards... |
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cicero - International Fun Slide
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Lenjr
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Well with the recent issues involving the Night Rising column I figure I should clear some things up. I now am the legal owner of the Night Rising column and likeness and thus a vote for said column is a vote for yours truly. So feel free to keep those votes for Night Rising, just make sure you change the author.
Don't even wait for Sheepy or Deg to say it's cool, I wouldn't even bother saying it if it wasn't.
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Um my heart belongs to one man and one column only thank you very much...
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Lenjr04 gets my vote JBoom was close.
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Im gonna have to vote for International Fun Slide too
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*Sigh*
Another month, another Immunist column, another time not getting any votes. International fun slide - cicero |
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That's it. Time's up. Congratulations to...
cicero and his International Fun Slide! It was an odd month this month. Most of the veteran columnists held back after being involved in CSI for most of April, so that allowed quite a few of the newer guys to step forward. Six of them, to be exact. Unfortunately, it wasn't as close as it could've been. One columnist who shall not be named was disqualified from the competition for plagiarism. He's now been banned for good. Don't plagiarise, people. It's bad for your health. This cretinous soul was cicero's closest competition. As a result of the disqualification, cicero managed to get more votes than the rest of the field put together. Lenjr was closest with 4 and MyLeeCyrus managed 3. J-Boom, BCR and Andy Savana were also involved. With Stinger winning last month and cicero this month, the old guys are proving they can still get the job done. cicero, when you've finished your COTM column, PM me and I'll give you the destructions. Code:
Full Results cicero 14 lenjr04 4 MyLee 3 J-Boom 2 Box Car Rocco 2 Andy Savana 1 |
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Damn.
Congrats, Cicero. ...damn.
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Sheep, shouldn't you give Cic the instructions? |
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#39
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Woot woot!
Congrats on winning CotM, Cici. You definitely earned it last month. Now go take care of business on the MP like only you can. |
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bECAUSE i'M DRUBK enough not to care i just want to say. Fuck skaos.
yo skittlez, get on aim baterd Last edited by cicero; 06-05-2009 at 04:55 AM. |
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