BCR is Wrestling #7 - Your The Only One For Me, Your Awesome.

[Box Car Rocco]

BCR is Wrestling #7 - Your The Only One For Me, Your Awesome.

It's that time of the week again but who am I kidding? I don't have a set day on when I post columns. This week in wrestling was a very tough one for me. I hate it when wrestlers get fired/released, especially when they are so talented. For anyone who thinks that I am talking about Mr Kennedy then you might as well stop reading now (please don't ), the man I'm talking about is a man of real talent. For those of you who don't watch TNA, Sting gained control of The Main Event Mafia at Sacrifice and one of the first things he did was fire Rocco, what a bastard. I hope you guys can have a good time reading my column as I know your all grieving over the loss of Rocco.

Did You Know That I Love You?

Breathe - Angels And Airwaves

Everyone had someone or something help them through puberty. Whether it was your partner, a porn star or since we are on a wrestling forum, a wrestler. Right now a certain wrestler is helping me make my way through puberty. It ain't a diva either, there's no diva's where this women does what she does best, only wrestlers. From the previous sentence you would be right in guessing that I am in love with a TNA knockout, your just going to have to wait to find out who I know I already have mentioned that it's a women but for those of you who are going to say it's the recently fired Rocco it's not. My last two columns haven't been as serious as they could have been but this is going to be in a much more different tone as I try to explain my feelings about a certain wrestler.

Another Night With Her, But I'm Always Wanting You.

All Of This - Blink 182

Every match I watch with female wrestlers in it I feel empty unless you are in it. TNA are well known for the frequent amount of run ins incorporated into matches held on Impact and seeing as I'm a young impressionable kid I believe a lot of things I hear. I am, however, left disappointed at the fact that you seemingly never run in and are left off Impact. It doesn't happen often but when you are left off Impact I feel a loneliness inside of me that I have never felt before. It was strange because I, as do many others, use wrestling as a way to escape from the real world but for once I needed to use the real world to escape from my emotions. There is one saving grace and that is the fact that you are rarely left off Impact and I rarely have to go through the pain of not seeing you as pictures aren't enough for me (if you catch my drift ).

I Dreamt A Thought Of Our Very First Kiss.

First Date - Blink 182

Well I would have if I knew what you looked like when kissing somebody. Even though that may sound negative it is actually a positive because if I ever have to watch you kiss another man I would be shattered, unless that man was Rocco of course. In fact, whenever TNA management have forced you to interact with the opposite sex you have destroyed them and sent them packing. This translates into your wrestling ability also, you are your own women and in what is predominantly a mans sport, you don't need a man to help you get over. You have used your own talent to get yourself over and revolutionize womens wrestling in the United States.

Your Not A Diva, Your A Wrestler.

Box Car Rocco's imagination.

I've already mentioned this briefly but I would crazy not to go into a bit more depth about this. One thing I respect about you is that you fits her job description better then any other womens wrestler I have ever seen. From bell to bell it's simply awesome watching you work your magic while inspiring many women at home to take up the profession of wrestling. Everything from facial reactions to wrestling moves, there is none better then you. People may try to make a case for Trish Stratus, Lita and I know that J-Boom has a thing or two for Candice Michelle but when compared to your brilliance they don't stand a chance. Even though you have no wrestled any of the great WWE divas before there is no doubt in my mind that they would be made to look foolish against you and the way you majestically out wrestle everyone you've wrestled before.

No One Can Change You.

Box Car Rocco's imagination.

This is one of your most important assets. Many people have tried to change what you wear or nitpick at how you style your hair, but week after week you come out in the same clothes with the same hairstyle and I love it. It shows that you are happy with who you are and to be honest, why wouldn't you be? You are more then just a blonde headed bimbo with big tits, not that there is anything wrong with blonde headed bimbo's with big tits. Being more then that means that you stand out, something hard to do in womens wrestling as it's usually all about tits and ass. Now in saying that, we have seen your breasts before but it wasn't your fault. The other knockouts just simply wanted to entertain the fans and when they de-robed you, that's exactly what they did. The only tragedy to come out of this is that I got the event in which the de-robing happened on DVD, so when the time came for the jugs to come out all I saw was the crowd.

You Connect With People As Good As Anyone I Know.

Box Car Rocco's imagination.

How do I know this without ever speaking to you? It's simple, week after week you appear with the same people over and over again, you even had your own stable at one stage but it's back down to just you and your friend. It warms my heart when I see you holding gold while being able to keep up a healthy friendship, especially in the wrestling business as a lot of people seems to put titles before friends. That isn't to say you haven't had feuds with people but, if you were so nice that you didn't hate anyone that would be boring. You treat others how you would want to be treated and that is just another addition to your endless list of positives. You don't go around destroying your opponents expecting that they will buy you a new car in return, you destroy them expecting them to attempt to destroy you back. But your not all "I DUSTROY YOO NUW", your kind to the people who have earned your respect which makes me want to earn your respect even more.

Who Exactly Are You?

The one on the left.

It's true, It's damn true. Awesome Kong, often praised because of her in-ring ability has just had a column dedicated to why she is such a lovable human being. You all thought it was going to be Angelina Love (when you break it down, she's also a candidate) but I fooled you! You could possibly be thinking that I'm sick in the head but there is truth to almost everything I mentioned above. Mi Pi Sexy tried to cut Kong's hair and even suggested giving her a makeover, Kong is happy with the way she is got angry and annihilated Rudy Charles because of it. Kong did have her own stable named after her called the Kongtourage which proves that she can be good with people and she still has Raisha Saeed by her side. She is also the best womens wrestler ever, the only thing stopping more people calling her that is TNA's popularity. Gail Kim and Awesome Kong gave us the best womens feud of all time in late 2007-early 2008. Kong has not stopped giving us great matches since Kim left TNA and she doesn't look like stopping any time soon.

That wraps up this edition of BCR is Wrestling. I've always wanted to use something from Blink 182 in my columns and I achieved that today, my life is complete. I know I told you last time about a Boys From Aus column that is sure to take the CF by storm, well Kafu and I haven't discussed any more details since I announced it so don't expect it anytime soon. Have a nice day.

[Hustle]

It was blatantly obvious from the beginning that you were referring to Kong, but that doesn't take away from the entertainment I got from this column.

Strangely enough, Kong is a key feature in my upcoming column, as well. While I don't have the same romantic desires for her as you do, I have no doubts that Kong is the best female wrestler in North America. The inevitable feud between her and Victoria is going to be money.

Good job here, lil dude. Strange, but a good job nonetheless.

[NightofDay]

You sick bastard.

[Super Chrisss]

Very, very random, but cool nonetheless. You got to love the blink quotes!

Seriously, I wasn't expecting Kong because you mentioned "blonde, bimbo-headed girl" but shows how much I know.

Good job

[Petre Dyche]

So BCR likes the ghetto bootay huh...no shame in that dude, just don't get your hopes up for any intimate candle-lit do'ins by a roaring open fire...if that shits going down it's gon' be nasty son!

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Nicely built up anyway man, and that pic is a quality find!

[Freeman]

I liked the way you built this up BCR, it kept me interested throughout. I knew when you were talking about an actual women's wrestler that there was only lady you could be talking about, but it was a good read anyway.

Now the grammar bit, isn't the "your" in the titles supposed to be "you're?" As in "You're the only one for me". I'm not too sure on all that stuff though, so I could be wrong, and it didn't bother me too much anyway.

Quality stuff anyway man, read you again.

[Leonard]

What a fun read this was. Dug the picture at the end, too. I would argue, however, that Mickie/Trish was better than Gail/Kong, although, as a pure wrestler, you can't go wrong with Kong. Good work, friend.

--Leonard

[Box Car Rocco]

Hustle - That feud will be money as you said, what I'm wondering is who will play the heel and who will play the face as it seems that Kong just turned face thanks to her feud with Love.

NightOfDay - Thank you.

Super Chrisss - Didn't I say that she's not some blonde headed bimbo? :P

Petre Dyche - I posted a link to that pic in the TNA spoilers section, probably why it's still a quality find to most here lol.

Freeman - Good find, thanks for picking that up.

Leonard - I have yet to see Mickie/Trish but Gail/Kong would be very hard to beat. I'll probably give it a watch in the next couple of days.

Thanks to everyone who read this column, another thanks to those that gave feedback.