HCW - LOP's Fantasy Wrestling Simulator Game - (PLEASE READ FIRST POST FIRST)

[EB4]

I'll be taking that Chris Daniels match.

Or else.

[chris_K]

I ain't complaining. Hahaha, o ohkay Foley. Sounds good. Chalk up a "W" for the boys at PIMP.

[Marksman]

Cena: So Lashley huh? Foley....Whats your incentive? I'm not complaining, but still i'd like to know why.....

[ca$hmoney]

Hogan: Orton, I'm a whole new man, brother. And PIMP, you better be ready, cause the nWo doesn't lay down for anybody. AJ and Mick are gonna own your asses.

[airwaves]

(subject to change)



HCW Championship Tournament Semi-Finals

Singles Match:
Shelton Benjamin Vs. Hulk Hogan

Singles Match:
Christian Vs. John Morrison

Singles Match:
Umaga Vs. King Booker


Other Matches

Last Man Standing Match:
CM Punk Vs. Tommy Dreamer

Non-Title Champion Vs. Champion Match:
John Cena Vs. Bobby Lashley

[Thurl]

Originally Posted by Marksman

Cena: So Lashley huh? Foley....Whats your incentive? I'm not complaining, but still i'd like to know why.....

IC: I think if anyone can slap some sanity into Lashley, its his buddy, John Cena...



OOC: Waves, Cena vs Lashley, champion vs Champion non title.

[airwaves]

OOC: Changed the card.

[chris_K]

Hahahahaha Tommy is in a Last Man Standing match with Punk? Funny

[airwaves]

CM Punk: How is that funny Ted? I'd love to hear.

[Dr.Wagner]

Christian: I got your answer Punk it's simple you see your facing Tommy Dreamer a guy who seriously is only known for his little extreme escapades. Basically you couldn't pick anyone with more talent to face. You picked someone who seriously sucks, next time pick someone with more talent or what you scared punk?

Take that from Captain Charisma.

[airwaves]

CM Punk: Your right.

HE IS KNOWN FOR HIS EXTREME ESCAPADES.

I'M TAKING HIM ON IN A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH.

Wow your an idiot.

[Son of Shockey]

Hmm. Boys, we seem to have the night off.

That's good. Lord knows Elijah might not be suitable for wrestling at the moment...

Hey, what about that cage match between me and Jericho?

Dunno, playa. Go ask Foley.

Hey, Folgers, where my match, man? How you gonna do a brotha like that?

[Dr.Wagner]

Christian: Peeps who sucks? Peeps: CM PUNK CM PUNK Who sucks? CM PUNK CM PUNK Who likes to fight has beens? CM PUNK CM PUNK. Cm hate to say it but my peeps have no love for you.

[Thurl]

IC: I am truly sorry New Jack, I just couldn't fit the match in. Next Collision after this one, we are having not one but TWO Steel Cage matches. You and Chris Jericho, and the other, well, lets just say that Randy Orton's wait for a rematch will finally come to an end...

OOC: I wanted to have Brock Lesnar in action too, couldn't fit him into a match either..

HCW Presents:



********PREVIEW CARD, Matches Subject to Change *************

Extreme Rules Match
Rey Mystereo vs Nigel Mcguiness

Standard Match
Chris Daniels vs ????

#1 contenders match for the Synergy Tag titles...
PIMP vs NWO

Standard Match
Hulk Hogan vs Randy Orton

Standard Match Non Title
Big Show vs Undertaker

[Marksman]

Cena: Lashley, you need to learn to be on the straight n' narrow from now on. You just watch as I beat your ass 1....2.....3.... or make you tap out like a bitch....Your choice? Now Bobby, listen up as you need to go to the back, take a chill pill and relax instead of attacking other wrestlers. This somehow leads me to my next point the HCW Championship Tournament, see whoever ends up facing me for my......


Ric Flair's music hits

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Now you listen here John, before you go making rash statements just remember, the prestige is taking that tournament by storm and we will win every championship in HCW! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Loving the speech Ric but one thing, I am the international champion, and am undefeated in HCW.....I also believe that you should shut the fuck up old man. You don't style and profile no more.

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! What did you say to me young bastard? Huh? WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU MAN! COME SAY THAT TO ME HERE WOOOOOOOOOO!

Hold on..... Now I reck-

WOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU CENA

Umaga comes out and he and Ric slowly come to the ring before Lashleys music hits and he goes with them as they climb in the ring.

Lashley, Umaga and Flair stare down Cena and as Umaga prepares to charge at Cena, Lashley immediatley spears Umaga who rolls out of the ring and Flair leaves immediatly. Cena and Lashley stare at each other as they soon watch the other two leave.

Before long Cena turns Lashley around and F-U's him.

Fuck You Lashley, didn't need your help.

[EB4]

hey.

I said i would face chris daniels. Make it happen.

[ca$hmoney]

Swagger: Umm, sorry Hero but I think Daniels wants to face a real challenger, and that would be the All American-American, Jack Swagger!

[EB4]

Hey you...smart kid with Down's Syndrome...

How about this, You face me OR Me versus You versus Daniels.

Kill two birds with one stone, I'd believe.

[ca$hmoney]

Swagger: Good idea, I will kill both of you untalented birds and move on to greater things, like the Brock Lesnar and the Global Title.

[Thurl]

IC: Hero, I regret to inform you but Daniels opponent for Collision has been chosen, and I am sorry, but it is not you. As for the Global championship, I am told that Undertaker has been eye balling it. He is Mr. Money in the Bank, if he wants the shot he has the contract for it.

[EB4]

Well, allow me to face Swagger then.

[ca$hmoney]

Swagger: Pfft, Undertaker. What an overrated piece of shit, I could beat him with my eyes close, I am a 2 time, 2 time All American American after all, not a creepy zombie freak.

[EB4]

You are an All-American.

I'm better than you.

[Thurl]

IC: I will see what I can do for next weeks Collision..

[ca$hmoney]

Swagger: You're going to have to do better than that Foley. I'm sick of empty promises around here, I want to be guaranteed a match next week.

[Thurl]

IC: Swagger, watch who your making demands of. Let's not forget who signs your pay checks Mr. If you want an idea how I handle demands, look at all the ones I have ignored from Randy Orton.

[ca$hmoney]

Swagger: Like Randy Orton, I am a extremely talented wrestler whose demands deserve to be met. I'm asking for a simple match next week, I guess you are just too afraid that I'm going to show you up by destroying whoever you put me in the ring against.

[Thurl]

IC: You have a lot of over confidence Swagger, I distinctly remember you getting your ass kicked by Christian just this past week on Fusion. I tell you what, lets put your money where your mouth is, next week on Collision, it will be you vs nWo's very own Hulk Hogan!

[ca$hmoney]

Swagger: First of all, I never faced Christian on Fusion, must be the Alzheimer kicking in there Mick. And I have to face Hulk Hogan? Piece of cake, brother.

[EB4]

Foley, What the Fucking Hell was that?

[Thurl]

OOC: Total brain fart on my part. Sorry.



IC: Change of plans Swagger, you get to face Chris Hero, and I wish you luck, I don't the he has ever quite gotten over what happened with Human Tornado.

[Marksman]

Cena is lifting in the back before he narrowly dodges an incoming Lashley who attempts to spear Cena.

Calm down man! I know I fucked you over but I was proving as before I didn't need you.

Lashley then picks up a weight and throws it at Cena,b efore Cena gets speared by Lashley.

Grr, rahhhhhhhhh

Cena is shown on his back before Lashley picks him up out to the hallway and throws him through a table.

[Thurl]

Foley hears crashes from the hall way and runs out his door to see whats going on. He sees Lashley and Cena brawling in the hallway nearly destroying the eupiment and things in the hall.

IC: That is en...

Foley gets interupted as he dodges a flying chair that was launched by Cena by missed Lashley. Foley signals for security to break them up. Cena and Lashley fight hard against Security but are eventually separated.

IC: If CM Punk doesn't mind, I am making your match for Fusion, Last Man Standing. Now security, get them back to their locker rooms..

[airwaves]

CM Punk: That sounds just fine to me Mick. I need a favor as well.

[Thurl]

IC: What can I do for you Punk?

HCW Presents:



********FINAL CARD *************

Extreme Rules Match
Rey Mystereo vs Nigel Mcguiness

Standard Match
Chris Daniels vs ????

#1 contenders match for the Synergy Tag titles...
PIMP vs NWO

Standard Match
Hulk Hogan vs Randy Orton

Standard Match Non Title
Big Show vs Undertaker

OOC: I will be sending this card to Top Shelf SHortly, and I will reveal the identity of Daniels opponent on my next post if its ok with the person using the planned character. He knows who he is.

[ca$hmoney]

Swagger: Pfft, what a pathetic card that is Foley. Filling it with wastes of talent and all of your nWo buddies while ignoring the true talent, the two time all american american Jack Swagger. No wonder the ratings are slipping.

Hogan: Orton, you better be ready, brother. Your punishment continues tonight, Hulkamania is taking you down.

[Vikodin]

Flair: Whoo! Punk, mark the date on your calendar, because at the next PPV, I'm challenging you to a submission match against the greatest submission wrestler of all time, me Ric Flair.

[Coolio]

PIMP you will soon notice that the best tag team ever is only three letters instead of four!!

Punk soon we will be in a battle, and it will be my honor to take you to the extreme!! Swagger its funny to say something that you know nothing about!! The only thing your good at is having a lisp!!

[Marksman]

A Last Man Standing? I was already in one of those 2 weeks ago? But fair enough. See I want you to realise Lashley and the whole of the HCWorld, that I , the international champion John Mutha fuckin' Cena, am better than Lashley, and can kick ass whenever I want,wherever I want. Lashley, to quote a certain MIA Goldberg. Your Next. Oh and JBL I haven't forgotten about you. Next week after you lose to Jeff Hardy, I will laugh at you and then the week after I will be facing you, one on one, in your final retirement match.

Cena ducks right out of the way as Lashley comes sprinting at Cena as the two randomly scrap again and grab whatever weapons they can before Lashley grabs a pipe and smashes the shit out of a fallen Lashley with it. Cena walks to turn away before Lashley then flings a chair at Cena's head narrowly hitting him before it spins off and lands at a passing by Foley's feet.
Cena knocks Lashley down with an Attitude Adjuster through a table and follows up with a assault with a hook holding the "HCW" Logo for interviews. He then picks up his title belt and starts to walk off before coming across Foley...

He started it.

[ca$hmoney]

JBL: Shut the fuck up Cena, I don't care about you and I don't need to pander to your needs. I'm facing Jeff Hardy on the next PPV in an Extreme Rules match in my final ever in HCW.