LPW ALL-STARS * TRASH TALKING Thread

[Son of Shockey]

I'm sorry, but who's historically been higher up on the card, you or me?

I thought so.

Now shut up, and stay out of my way. In this match, you are unneeded.

[Rogue]

Originally Posted by Steve Monroe

A lifetime.... Really a few months or a year is considered a life time now. That sounds pretty fucking stupid. Acne?? Your biggest tag line is I have a few blimishes, your not any more original than that. You really hurt me deep down in my soul when you make fun of my acne. I think I am gonan go hang myself now, your acne jokes are too much of a cross for me to bare.

You act and sound like a whiny 12 year old bitch, so it's only fitting that you would get so enraged over a couple of pimple jokes. In fact, that's a good thing you did. If I said anything else, it would probably fly right over your head, and then you'd just be staring at me with a giant blank stare trying to understand what I just said, that would make me uncomfortable and completely destroy any of the fun I obtain from verbally slicing you up like a slap chop through a ripe tomato.

Last I checked no-one has been pay any money to see you.

Check again, my book "The Halycon files" sold over 500,000 copies. You should read it sometime, once your reading gets up to the appropriate level, that is.

they have been paying money to see Hatchet, Andy, Wags, Joe, Kafu, The Watchmen, Myself, Pope.

Your correct, in the same way that people tune in to Japanese game shows, VH1 celebrity shows and episodes of Jackass. They tune in to see you all make total and complete asses of yourselves, which you do as a daily occurrence. They tune in to something so bad, they simply cannot turn their eyes away.

In short, LPW has turned into nothing but a campy 80's b-movie slasher flick.

But their is a light, on the horizon, A harbinger of better days.

You might see that one day, but my guess is you won't. You'll be too blinded by your overestimation of your own skills and abilities, and fail to see the storm, until it's already swallowed you whole.

The list is long but does not include least of all you. Now you not only trash this generation of LPW, your also sayign Peter Saint wrestles Dark matches against me? You need to figure yourself out bro. If you want to see the importance of my match allstars look no further than the poll that says it is the most interesting match of the evening thus far.

No where did I infer that Peter Saint wrestles dark matches, I was simply stating that I do not need them to return to in-ring form, or to showcase my considerable skills. I'm what's known as a proven commodity, LPW Management is well aware of my abilities, and will use them accordingly if they have any desire left to save this company.

Your match is only interesting because of your opponent, Peter Saint.

And your an even bigger fool then I thought if you think people are looking forward to your match. I've got news for you, they are not.

What they are looking forward too at All-Stars, is your execution

[Steve Monroe]

Look you guys simple fact is the three of us never get along. But we need to re-focus. The 2009' class has the ability to change alot around here, yet we are satisfied squabling amongst ourselves. This in fighting needs to stop NOW! You cant tell me either of you are satisfied opening shows right now. You sit an infight while people like Peter Saint, Rogue, X, The Illuminati all people well past their primes return and take the spotlight. This is why no-one takes us seriously. It is the complacentcy of being satisfied with our current role in LPW. If I have to single handedly be the banner carrier and remove these old timers so be it. But you guys need to step up and let these people take from us, what we have earned over the last year.

Rogue you equate people buying a book to seeing you? Reading your work is completly different than being paid for an appearance. No matter how talented an aauthor you are writting a book is not the same as being paid for an apperance. I could easily say over the last 15 shows I have done over 100k people have paid to see me but that wouldnt make any sense would it. Because they are paying to see LPW the brand, not one guy but a roster.

What you dont like it when i read in between the lines and make my assumptions on what you write??? Hmmmmmmmm

[The X]

OOC: I will try to get a promo in before Wednesday but this is the worst time for me to promo. Christmas is this week, people!

I'm really only promoing to try to keep Jude Maxwell's streak alive...

[Rogue]

Originally Posted by Steve Monroe

But you guys need to step up and not let these people take from us, what we have earned over the last year.

Well said, though I certianly have no need for two double cheeseburgers, a digimon pet, 14 Canadian loony and a plastic cup full of pubic hairs.

[Son of Shockey]

Hey, those two double cheeseburgers were REALLY FUCKING GOOD.

[Steve Monroe]

Rogue I am sick of you already it sounds like we need to have a match and you need to get your ass beat. I am currently free at epic. So lets have us a little match. I say we make it interesting and call it a bounty match. Each of us puts 100k on the line. So shut your hole and put your money where your mouth is.

[Rogue]

I've got no problems putting my money where my mouth is, though Epic is only a few weeks away.

Will that give you time to sell your house, your mom's house, your piece of shit car, and any important family heirlooms you have to raise your portion of the money?

Will it give you enough time to rob enough people to come up with the other 25,000 after you empty your savings and do all the things I listed above?

If so, I'll consider it, though I won't make any promises. After all, I'm sure LPW Management has much bigger plans for already.

[Andy_Savana]

A common misconception in LPW is the fact that the wrestlers think people care what they say. People only care what stars have to say.

Steve Monroe hasn't done anything but go out and prove he is too good to be a rookie but not near as good as another who came back to enjoy time in the sun for a show. So all he should be saying is, "Maybe I'll face Kafu again next show."

Styxx is wondering how he got in on a defeat when he is the one who showed his face on Insanity and now he'll wonder just why his reign as International Heavyweight Champion will end up as bad as Mass Chaos reign before or the current Hatchet Ryda reign that I, Andy Savana, have personally ruined.

The Illumination Warriors are sucking in tight and hoping that the competition doesn't realize their bark is worse than their bite. Sure, they made a big splash when they showed back up but they have obviously never seen the greater effects of throwing multiple small rocks in rather than a large chunk. You're more memorable.

Don't pass judgment on my alignment just yet though, Sirs. What makes me a greater star than any of you could hope, pretend, or remember to be is the fact that when I take a step back and look at the big picture that something is revealed to me. Potential. I know I have all of it in the world and I'm running with it. The Illumation Warriors however have much of it as well and apparently it's in a failing bank account gaining a 3.4% interest when Inflation of superstars, and further potential like myself, is rising at 4.1%.

So when me and Mask team up to further embarrass Hatchet Ryda and start the embarrassment that is Styxx as International Heavyweight Champion, do not associate me with those rambling fools who have nothing better to do than feud within themselves and a bit on the left with Eddie B. Just know that I recognize what is in my better interest and when you team with Mask. Victory is in your better interest.

[Steve Monroe]

So you did not really answer my question. It sounded more like a list of excuses instead of a resounding yes.

Andy I can sume you up pretty easily,, A shit load of potential, and a 10 cent head. You are the Eddie B of Insanity, you never come through when it counts. You won the Hardcore title, then didnt even defend it one time. Had a chance at Tag Gold, came up short. Your gonna have your shot at Epic at the big belt, and judging by your current track record you will fall short yet again.

[Scotty_Boy]

Steve, it's painfully obvious that you're a steroid addict. It's been proven that steroids can damage your brain, and your foolishness in challenging me shows that.

As for you SOS, if you want to cleanse the world of Insanity, be my guest.

As a matter of fact, HELL NO! The Watchmen are the true cleansers of Insanity and that is nothing more than the truth.

[Steve Monroe]

Steroids ARENT ADDICTIVE YOU FOOL. You dont wake up in the morning and say "I need my fix of the juice" you dont get the shakes if you dont have a roid every 15 minutes. Taking Steroids is a choice, a choice I made. If I chose to stop, it would be like chosing not to drink a glass of water.

[Son of Shockey]

The truth according to whom? Yourself?

Just like Christians..."This is the truth, and you'd better not question it!"

I can see why you're the Lord's Henchmen. Fits you perfectly.

[Andy_Savana]

Defended my title against Kafu, Monroe. The same Kafu you'll be put into another feud against after Saint runs through you in usual Monroe fashion.

Then when I failed to capture the tag titles it was for, like I pointed out, a greater cause. When you become too obsessed with numbers and statistics and how many titles you won here or how many times you tried there. It just gets all confabulated and means nothing more than you beating around the bush.

When was the last time you had a title opportunity that you chose to give up? When was the last time you had to a title reign's prestige that you had to depend? And most importantly,
When was the last time you had anything other than blank messages of personal failure to cover up when you questioned the success of others around you? Because, I may not be to focused on you, but the stink of your career can really travel.

[Rogue]

Originally Posted by Steve Monroe

So you did not really answer my question. It sounded more like a list of excuses instead of a resounding yes.

From the looks of it, you've got plenty of other jobbers down at your level who want a shot at you more then I do.

Of course to them, a shot at you is like a chance to play Augusta National for the Masters, while to me it looks like putt-putt outside the bingo hall.

[Andy_Savana]

Drinks are free four to six at the Bingo Hall.....

[Steve Monroe]

Your right Andy, I rarely agree with anything you say but your right. I have never had a chance at a title, I have never added to the prestige of a title. But Andy I would argue you have had your chances and you have sqaaundered them. The chance you have had to add to the prestige of a title you actually took prestige away.

The Hardcore belt meant something when Hatchet carried it for the longest reign to date. Then you drop the belt to someone who claims to be a whale at the very first opportunity. You cant tell me that Pope Fred is better than you are... you either didnt try, or over estimated.

Ohh by the way my chance will come, where or when doesnt matter, but when it does I wont pull an Andy

[Andy_Savana]

Assuming I did squander the title away as you say.

Once you win the title and the next show you pin the World Heavyweight Champion, there really isn't much reason to be stuck in matches against Kafu and Pope Fred.

[Rogue]

Originally Posted by Andy_Savana

Drinks are free four to six at the Bingo Hall.....

So are handjobs if Reaper's working.

[Steve Monroe]

Then dont pretend you added anything to the legacy of the Hardcore Title.

[Andy_Savana]

I just continued the legacy of Hardcore Champion being above Transatlantic and International Heavyweight Champion. Luckily I dropped it before the World Champion's reign took a nosedive and pinning him meant as much as pinning the Rookie's Champion.

Now I'll win the World Heavyweight Championship and raise that back up to glory by not being pinned by people like Pope Fred, The Watchmen, or lowly Hardcore Champions.

All part of the big picture, Sir.

Now step back in line and wait for Kafu to free up.

[Trinity]

Originally Posted by Scotty_Boy

Steve, it's painfully obvious that you're a steroid addict. It's been proven that steroids can damage your brain, and your foolishness in challenging me shows that.

As for you SOS, if you want to cleanse the world of Insanity, be my guest.

As a matter of fact, HELL NO! The Watchmen are the true cleansers of Insanity and that is nothing more than the truth.

You have to cleanse yourselves before you can cleanse Insanity...

[Steve Monroe]

Andy you were pinned by Pope Fred..... Lay of the coke buddy.

[Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Andy_Savana

I just continued the legacy of Hardcore Champion being above Transatlantic and International Heavyweight Champion. Luckily I dropped it before the World Champion's reign took a nosedive and pinning him meant as much as pinning the Rookie's Champion.

Now I'll win the World Heavyweight Championship and raise that back up to glory by not being pinned by people like Pope Fred, The Watchmen, or lowly Hardcore Champions.

All part of the big picture, Sir.

Now step back in line and wait for Kafu to free up.

You crack head mother fucker. Do you really think Epic is going to be a repeat of our past encounters ? Are you fucking crazy ? You pinned me in a six man tag match, where one of my partners walked the fuck out and the other one was S.O.S. And god knows that low life son of a bitch doesn't give a damn about winning, how could he when he has no idea what if feels like. You took my hardcore title at Body Count, but truth is I had bigger fish to fry. You tried to rain on my parade that night, but I had to go and win this little belt right here. Stay calm and collected and act as if it doesn't bother you. You know that me wearing this is driving you up the fuckin wall. Admit it you son of a bitch !

[Andy_Savana]

C'mon, Hatchet, if you know I care all that much then why try and bullshit me? You're pretending that when you look at the list of past World Champions that you don't cringe at the fact that the next in line is Andy Savana and all you've managed to do is pin Blackwell.

You're sad that you managed to keep the usual suspects out of the Main Event scene and that is your only success as champion. You've successfully kept a group of wrestlers down but that was only so I could have time to show the world why Andy Savana is their next World Heavyweight Champion.

In order to be on top, you got to think like you're already there, and I did that plenty in the last cycle. Voted 24th top star of the decade and that right there automatically means the rest of the countdown is nothing but a sham.

After all, if it were legit, above you would be the next World Heavyweight Champion.

Andy Savana.

[Steve Monroe]

Hatchet hasn't hel anyone back. No-one has stepped up to face him. Everyone is complacent around here, there is no hunger in the old vets anymore. If anything Andy you fell into the role of challenger cause LPW as a whole failed to produce a worthy challenger for Hatchet. The Juggalo of LPW is going to make a clown out of you.

[Andy_Savana]

No, they all bought into the hype of Hatchet Ryda. So when he won the World Title, they all stood back in shock.

I saw through it all though and I decided to act on everyone else dumb shock and place myself in the World Title scene.

[Steve Monroe]

Hachet Ryda is overhyped? What rock do you live under? He wasnt even in the title scene till he worked his ass off during Body Count. He was extremly overlooked, much like most your opponents take you in my estimation.

[Homicide]

Originally Posted by Steve Monroe

Steroids ARENT ADDICTIVE YOU FOOL. You dont wake up in the morning and say "I need my fix of the juice" you dont get the shakes if you dont have a roid every 15 minutes. Taking Steroids is a choice, a choice I made. If I chose to stop, it would be like chosing not to drink a glass of water.

We wait with bated breath for Steve Monroe to 'quit water.'

[Steve Monroe]

Trust me 90 percent of LPW cant wait till I send you out the door packing.

[Andy_Savana]

90 percent of the LPW support that thought because you trying is so cute.

[Steve Monroe]

Are you trying to say I am similar to the little engine that could?

[Andy_Savana]

I don't read books, Monroe. I watch movies and nobody has made a movie about a little train that shouldn't have.

The one trip that book highlighted showed the issue with the USA back in the recession of 1970. Low productivity. They were being all light hearted about one single train doing one little trip. All while the much more productive trains watched from the unemployment line and had to sulk in their greatness.

So sure, you're like the little train that could but this isn't the 1970's.

[Steve Monroe]

Andy, It may be that I am big and stupid and did not exactly follow what you said. But for someone who doesnt read books you seem to understand the story well.

What meant though was how everyone counted the little engine out yet somehow against all odds he came through. Much like I will from here on out. Everyone is counting me out, but some how in the end I will come through

[Andy_Savana]

Every company needs the mentally ill worker who pledges undying allegiance. I use to be a sacker and we had a special employee named Bobby. 21 years of undying love for the company. People said he wouldn't last when he first started there but he kept sacking his little heart out. People told him that he would never be anything more than a one off employee who would get fired because he sucked.

So Monroe you follow little Bobby's path. You prove you can hang but that doesn't mean you're anything more than a retard sacker who loves what he does because he cannot know that there is something else out there.

Then he shot the place up.

[Steve Monroe]

So in the end the sacker won? Much like here with me you guys are gonna poke fun, and give me hard time before I blow the place to hell. That aint me no-more. Im sure we could go back and forth all day with each other Andy but that would get me too sidetracked at the task at hand. and I think it is time I get some sleep.

Until tommorrow Andy.

[Ash Strife]

Originally Posted by Rogue

So are handjobs if Reaper's working.

OOC: LOL but I am thinking you should trackdown one mr. Sublime if you know what i'm speaking of... a little SoCal action

[Homicide]

Originally Posted by Steve Monroe

Andy, It may be that I am big and stupid and did not exactly follow what you said. But for someone who doesnt read books you seem to understand the story well.

What meant though was how everyone counted the little engine out yet somehow against all odds he came through. Much like I will from here on out. Everyone is counting me out, but some how in the end I will come through

But that's the thing. You won't. You try ever so hard, hard enough to bring tears to even the most stoic eye, but you're just not that talented. When it comes to in-ring skill and backstage intelligence, you come up with almost nothing. Sure, you're eager, and you're hungry, but you're going to have to make do with the failure you're repeatedly being fed.

Loss after loss.

Failure after failure.

Until you find yourself drugged up, in the gutter, wondering when how 'the little train that could', could find himself so far off the tracks.

[Hatchet]

just shut up homcid

[Homicide]

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