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    The Breakdown (Rules, Timetable, and Official "Topic" Announcement Thread)

    I've kept you waiting long enough. Pros, meet your Rookies. And Rookies, be afraid. Be very afraid.


    ‘Plan and fenixx
    Zuma and Rey Ca$h
    Andy Savana and Roadkill
    Pnk and ChrisBear
    Box Car Rocco and BeyondKnight
    Hustle and OniBarbuary
    JoeyShinobi and Glacier
    Anonymous and Shane
    The Smartbreak Kid and endiment
    The Monkey and Viking Rage
    Super Chrisss and Pringle
    Degenerate and da_shee
    SkitZ and Lazyking
    Sean_Taylor and Savior4Hire
    Phantom Lord and Dr. CMV1
    Prime Time and PanzerGod
    Sheepster and dustbunnie
    Mazza and priest63
    Morpheus and Stinger
    Tito and Pen15

    Oh, and…

    Uncle Joe and MissouriDragon



    Swerve.

    I would suggest, Rookies, that you make first contact with your Pro. You don't want them having to come to you.

    Oh, and yes, I am rocking an awesome evil laugh right now. Heh. Good luck, Pen.
    Last edited by YourAyatollah; 07-12-2010 at 11:30 PM.

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    The Breakdown (Rules, Timetable, and Official "Topic" Announcement Thread)


    The Breakdown (Rules, Timetable, and Official "Topic" Announcement Thread)

    Alright. After some working, some reworking, and then a bit more reworking, here’s the breakdown of how this is going to go.

    As soon as I implied that this may carry into early September, my PM box filled up. Literally. Again.

    It would seem as though there are lots of folks, Rookies and Pros, who will unfortunately be confronted with some issues should this continue past August.

    What that means is that this just got a little more interesting. I had initially planned to only have two eliminations after each round, with no elimination after the first one, so as to give everyone time to get acclimated to what we’re doing, here.

    It doesn’t look that that’ll be possible now, though, as to do so, even if I bumped up the eliminations to three per round, would still take us dangerously close to the dawn of the 9th month. So here’s the new deal. Trust me, it ain’t exactly FDR worthy, and some of you aren’t going to like it. It is what it is, though.

    The first round will start tomorrow, and new rounds will begin every Saturday from henceforth. I figured Friday would be a good choice for this round, as we Yanks have the 4th of July weekend and stuff, and an extra day to kick things off wouldn’t hurt anyone. The new Pros Polls will be compiled and posted on Sundays.

    Sunday will also be elimination day, with the first coming next Sunday, July 11th. Yeah, that’s right, we’ll be thinning the herd from the onset. By three.

    After every Pros Poll is posted, the guys in the last three positions will be eliminated. That will make this move a bit faster than I had wanted or anticipated, but well, that’s just the way it’s got to be if we want to keep everyone around for the duration and not have it stretch into October because of me having to scramble to cover for all the folks who will be disappearing when August does.

    Here’s a more technical breakdown, for those who like that sort of thing.

    July 2nd - First Round officially begins
    July 9th - First Round ends
    July 10th - Second Round begins
    July 11th - First Pros Poll and three eliminations
    July 16th - Second Round ends
    July 17th - Third Round begins
    July 18th - Second Pros Poll and three more eliminations
    July 23rd - Third Round ends
    July 24th - Fourth Round begins
    July 25th - Third Pros Poll and, again, three more eliminations
    July 30th - Fourth Round ends
    July 31st - Fifth Round begins
    August 1st - Fourth Pros Poll and still three more eliminations
    August 6th - Fifth Round ends
    August 7th - Sixth Round begins
    August 8th - Fifth Pros Poll and three more eliminations
    August 13th - Sixth Round ends
    August 14th - Seventh, and Final, Round begins
    August 15th - Sixth Pros Poll and three more eliminations, bringing us to our final three competitors. Also SummerSlam Day.
    August 20th - Final Round ends
    August 21st - Final Pros Poll posted, and our winner determined


    And that’s that, as blatant and easy to follow as I can lay it out, there. It’s going to go fast, and it’s going to be rough from the onset. Some of you will have to scramble to keep up. Give it everything you’ve got, guys. NOBODY is out of this at this point.

    As to the rules, there are none, really. I designed this contest specifically, in part, to foster a relationship between the main page and CF writers, something that many have said has been lacking for quite some time. I also wanted to give the Pros a reason to look back, a reason to remember where they came from, and how hungry , and talented, the CF is.

    This is the Pros’ show. If they want you to write a column in all yellow font using text message speak about the impact of Blitzkrieg on the WCW Cruiserweight Division, well, that’s what you’re going to write. Every Pro is unique, and every Pro will hand out different challenges and obstacles for their Rookie to overcome, as opposed to just one challenge that results in everyone writing , for all intents, the same damn column. That’s part of what will make this unique and, hopefully, exciting.

    There will, however, be weekly “topics” handed out, and a few challenges along the way. The reason topic is in quotes, there, is because they are going to be the loosest topics you’ve ever seen. For instance, instead of telling everyone to write about who they think the greatest tag team of all time is, I would instead simply put forth the topic of tag teams. Anything you want to write about tag teams, even if it’s the dudes from Whoomp! There It Is!

    This contest is about fostering creativity and talent, not seeing how each guy can approach the exact same shit. With your Pros to guide you, this should give each and every Rookie the opportunity to really show what they can do, with minimal limitations. From me and the NXT Staff, at least.

    So, we all clear, here? I hope so. I also hope this timetable is good with everyone. If there are any issues or questions raised by this, don’t hesitate to bring them up.

    One final thing. This thread will be the place in which I announce the weekly “topic”. Seeing as how we’re working on a shortened time frame and stuff, I’ll go ahead and make the official Round One topic announcement now. You can start posting your columns tomorrow, and will have until midnight (Central Time) next Friday to get it posted.

    Also, all columns are to be posted in the CF proper, not this subforum. One of the goals of this was to hype the CF, get traffic and views and stuff up. That would be hard to accomplish if virtually every writer here is hiding their work away in a subforum. Just tack an (NXT) to the title so everyone knows what to look for.

    Your topic for Round One will be:

    The 1990s


    You don’t have to compile a history of the decade. Unless you want to, or are told to by your Pro. It’s a wide open topic, folks. Just write about something, anything, from the 1990s. Be creative. Work this shit. Impress somebody, dammit.

    Best of luck to you all. And thank you, so much, for participating in this. I seriously doubt that you guys could have any concept of what, exactly, this all means to me.

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    Forgot a couple things. Sorry.

    I'd like it if the stipulations and such that you Pro folks put forth to your respective Rookies be made public. The Pros' Thread would serve that purpose well, I think. I like the transparency thing we've got going. Leaves no room for excuses.

    And speaking of that, Pros, you WILL be ranking your own Rookies when compiling your Polls. I trust that integrity will win out over ego when doing so. If it doesn't, well, expect to take some shit, as it'll be right out in the open for all to see.

    Of course, if you genuinely feel your Rook deserved top ranking in your Poll, do it to it. Just be prepared to explain that move.

    That's all. For now.
    Last edited by YourAyatollah; 07-01-2010 at 08:11 PM.

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    Alright. I've made a decision about the Round One eliminations. Here goes.

    We've already lost three guys due to no showing. That sucks. As I said before elsewhere, though, it is what it is. Nothing we can do about it now.

    We're not skipping eliminations this round, though. We will, however, be cutting the number of guys axed from three to one.

    To clarify, here, whomever comes out on the bottom of the Round One Pros Poll will be eliminated. We will be getting back on schedule and eliminating three guys next week.

    While we're waiting for that, though, how's about we announce the Round Two "topic" thing?

    Tribute

    This is, again, open to interpretation. Column about your favorite wrestler guy? Sure. A column in the style of your Pro, or a writer chosen by your Pro? Sure. Whatever's clever, Trevor. As long as it even somewhat vaguely fits into the Tribute category.

    Pros, this is a reminder that your Polls should be compiled and ready to go as quickly as you can get it done, so that Mavs can do work on them and let us know who will be cut from the pack this time around. If I were you Rookie folks, I'd be keeping an eye on that Nothing But NXT thread.

    There will be one more announcement coming later tonight, when I'm not quite so pressed for time. I've got 7 minutes to get to work. The drive takes about 12.

    Good luck and much love to all.

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    Here's the deal, folks. We've got something of a game changer on our hands. Nothing earthshattering, and nothing that will halt the progression of this competition. It will, however, change the complexion of things a bit.

    Due to personal reasons beyond his control, Shane has been forced to excuse himself from the remainder of the LoPNXT competition. As a result of both this and having kinda lost his smile over the past few days, anonymous has followed suit.

    Regardless one's opinion of his first round column, one would be a fool to not acknowledge that Shane was among the favorites to win this whole thing. It's worth pointing out that winning and getting that main page spot were not his reason for joining in. He did so partly as a favor to me based on a mutual respect, and because he wanted to work with nonymo. He did so, and quite well. The fact that two of my favorite people around this joint were able to come together and work out their prior issues makes their NXT run a success, in my opinion.

    That said, Shane's elimination leaves a gaping hole in this thing. There is now an opportunity for someone to step up, to show us that they deserve it just as much as anyone. I'm sure some of you are happy to see him go for the very reason that it does, indeed, eliminate one of the strongest competitors in this. Others, I'm sure, are saddened by the fact that we won't get to see one of the CF's premier writers attempt to fight his way to the top of this thing. For most, it's probably a mixture of the two.

    Regardless, Shane's out. nonymo is out. To say that they will be missed throughout the duration is an understatement, at least on my end.

    Okay, with that out of the way, on to further business. There have now been four people eliminated from competition before the first official Pros' Poll is even posted. A bit unexpected, eh? With nonymo's desire to remove himself, as well, there are three Pros who find themselves unfairly ousted due to their Rookies' inability to get the job done for whatever reason. That's not so much fair to those guys.

    So here's the deal. Box Car Rocco, sheepster and Andy Savana now have a decision to make. You guys can either bow out now and simply continue as a Rookie-less Pro, still participating in the Pros' Poll and all that jazz, or you can get with one of your fellow Pros and doubleteam some poor unsuspecting Rookie.

    This is completely up to you guys. I will, as I said, need you all to hang around for the duration for the Polls and stuff, regardless your decision. But if you want to stay in this, I'm not going to fault you guys for the sins of your former Rooks. If you do choose to team up with another Pro to tag on one of these guys, how you work that out is up to you guys. As has been the case all along, this is the Pros' show, in many ways. I simply ask that you announce the new union in the Pros' Thread. A PM shot my way wouldn't hurt my feelings, either. I also ask that you act kinda quickly, so as not to disrupt the progression of Round Two.


    Upon receiving word from the three gentlemen in question, I'll post an updated list of the Rookie/Pro pairings.

    Alright, I think that's it for now. Keep your eyes peeled for further updates on the situation, and continued best of luck to everyone involved as we move forward.

    Oh, and yes, we will still be eliminating one guy upon the posting of the Pros' Poll.

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    Alright, here's an update for those of you who haven't so much had time to look through the other threads.

    There will be no Pros' Poll elimination this time out. We lost a good bit of folks in the first round, and some shenanigans have come to light regarding a lackluster Pro. Thus, we're riding as we are.

    Also, SkitZ is no longer a part of this competiton.

    Do work, boys.
    Last edited by YourAyatollah; 07-12-2010 at 06:35 PM.

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    Lazyking is now the Rookie of Box Car Rocco

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    LoPNXT Round Three: A CoLD Challenge


    LoPNXT Round Three: A CoLD Challenge

    CoLD CASE :


    Former member and some times column writer CoLD has gone missing. His last work was seen posted in the LOP Columns Forum tournament " Column Series Invitational " . After posting a single column he mysteriously vanished and hasn't been heard from since. Rumors have been circulating around LOP like wildfire since his disappearance. One LOP poster who asked to rename nameless told detectives " Last I heard he was killed a by Mexican after a freestyle session gone wrong. While freestyling CoLD repeatedly made jokes about the Mexicans mother and Donkey Shows. A Huge scuffle ensued and he hasn't been heard from since ". A source close to the case told us he probably smoked himself stupid and is naked in some alley way. A LOP poster named Degenerate did come forward during our investigation but all he could tell us was " I think he lost hi smile " .


    CoLD FACTS :

    CoLD is a former Column of The Month winner. He is known to have a sick fascination for a man known as Jimmy Jacobs. CoLD was reportedly offered a Main Page spot on several occasions and apparently turned it down each time. Reasons why are currently unknown. He is a known member or two LOP Terrorists organizations. These groups go by them names of " Team Sleep " and " The Sinister Six". He also is a know associate of 2 big time hustlers who call themselves " 2 Dope Boyz ".


    CoLD Blooded :

    As said CoLD is a former COTM winner. The month he won the award he wrote two columns. His first column was a Review / since Introduction of a Kenny Omega match. For those unaware Kenny Omega is an Independent Wrestler. Independent wrestling being CoLD specialty in the Columns Forum. His second column was a letter written to Vince McMahon regarding his fan hood and impending trip to WrestleMania 24.

    Now here is were the fun begins. Your Challenge will be...


    A - To Review a match from Any North American Independent Wrestling Organization [ ROH , CHIKARA , DGUSA , EVOLVE , PWG , AAW , CZW , ETC , ETC ]. Specifics for the match / column are as followed. Your Column must be no longer then 1,000 words. You must also provide a link to the match you review so your readers can experience the match you reviewed.

    Any other specifics can be added by your Pros.


    B - Write a personal letter to Wrestler , Owner , Promoter , Diva , Ring Announcer or Any other Wrestling related personality. Your Column must be no longer then 1,000 words. No pictures can be used in this column.

    Any other specifics can be added by your Pros.


    Oh and I almost forgot...Of course it will be up to your Pro to choose which subject you will tackle.


    Out CoLD :


    You can call me sick but the world is CoLD...Bundle Up.
    Last edited by CoLD_KiLL; 07-18-2010 at 12:09 AM.

    All black e'rything fliying fucking escalade

    -Team Sleep-

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    So, Round Three was fun, huh? Took a few of you out of your comfort zone, opened a few eyes to some new stuff, and got some damn good columns out of it. I would, once again, like to thank CoLD for providing the challenge. I hope it turned out as well as you hoped.

    By the by, the next challenge round will be next week. I’ve gotten a sneak preview, and it looks like it’s going to be pretty cool. Something I could really have some fun with were I involved and stuff.

    But for now, for most of us, it’s on to Round Four. I don’t know if you’ve noticed yet, but the “topic” things I’ve picked have been something of an attempt to throw many of the more popular styles of column at you guys while, of course, giving plenty of room for personal interpretation and all that jazz. This round will be no different, though it will perhaps force some of you to think outside the box to come with something that stands out.

    Your topic for Round Four is:


    What If?


    What if Kane were revealed as Isaac Yankem, DDS, and was thus arrested for practicing medicine without a license? What if GLOW had ridden the wave of mid-80s wrestling hysteria to take the WWF's position as the dominant sports entertainment promotion in the world? What if Randy Savage's original gimmick of The Spider Friend had caught on?

    You get the idea. Take any angle you wish, with Pro approval, of course. Everything is fair game. That said, I expect more of you guys than a bunch of fantasy booking columns. That's not to say you can't do one of those, of course, as those are, historically, one of the more common and popular column styles. But if you're gonna take that route, you better come with something good.

    Keep an eye on the Pros' Thread for the Polls and such. Eliminations will (hopefully) be made official on Monday, and, as I said before, Round Five will be another Challenge Round. You guys have all been kicking ass on this, and the improvement from round to round has been very noticeable. Keep it rolling. This thing is getting interesting.

    That's all from me at moment. I'll be making with an updated official list of the remaining participants here in this thread upon the announcement of the Round Three eliminations, so keep an eye out for that, as well.

    What are you still reading my pointless rambling for? Rocket, folks. Best of luck and much love to all.

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    Alright. I've wanted to do this for a bit, but various dropping outs and general disappearances have made it damn near impossible. I think we've reached a pretty good holding pattern at moment, though, and it would seem as though the folks who are around now are sticking around for the duration.

    Knock wood.

    So here is an official list of the currently active participants of LoPNXT, both Rookies and Pros, in that order. Note that this includes those Pros who have been gracious enough to stick around despite their Rooks' elimination to continue participating in the Polls. No specific order, really. I just cut and pasted the Rooks from the last Pros' Poll, and wrote the names of the Pros in the order in which they posted their latest Poll in the Pros' Thread.

    If I miss anyone, please feel more than free to point it out to me, either publicly or privately. I'm going on very little sleep over these past couple days, and I frankly am not entirely sure of what the hell I'm doing. Not like that's anything unusual. But dammit, I do try.


    Rookies

    Stinger
    Pen15
    OniBarubary
    da_shee
    Rey Ca$h
    fenixx
    ChrisBear
    priest63



    Pros

    Tito
    Mazza
    Hustle
    Teh Monkey
    Prime Time
    Phantom Lord
    Zuma
    'Plan
    Super Chrisss
    Sean_Taylor
    JoeyShibobi
    Degenerate
    Uncle Joe
    Morpheus
    YourAyatollah


    And here, for your pleasure, is an updated timeline.

    July 30th - Fourth Round ends
    July 31st - Fifth Round begins (Challenge Round)
    August 1st - Fourth Pros' Poll posted and three eliminations
    August 6th - Fifth Round ends
    August 7th - Sixth Round begins (Challenge Round)
    August 8th - Fifth Pros' Poll posted and three more eliminations
    August 13th - Sixth Round ends
    August 14th - Final Round begins
    August 15th - Sixth Pros' Poll posted and TWO eliminations, thus determining the Chosen Three
    August 20th - Final Round ends, special Finals thingamajig begins at midnight (Central)
    August 22nd - Final Pros' Poll posted, special Finals thingamajig wrapped up, and our winner determined at midnight (Central)



    As you can see, not much has changed. I actually thought we'd lost enough people in the opening rounds that this would be ending a bit earlier. Feel a bit silly now that I've sat down and done the math, especially since I just sent Prime a PM yesterday rambling about how it's going to wrap earlier than anticipated. Oops.

    The one big change is in the Finals. I've got something planned for that last round that will throw a bit of a curve into the festivities. Nothing major, but just enough so that the winner isn't pretty much set in stone from the onset of the round, as the eliminations thus far kinda have been.

    Due to this, and the midnight deadline I established, all Pros' Polls must be posted in a timely manner. This is non-negotiable. If your Poll isn't up by midnight on Sunday, August 22, it will not be counted. Ideally, the final Pros' Poll will have already been posted by then, and we'll simply be waiting for the thingamajig to make things all official and shit.

    If this causes any problems, all apologies. I would sincerely hope that you Pro type folks who remain, all of whom have been rock solid thus far, will be able to rank a mere three columns within the allotted period of time. The delays and shit we've seen thus far have been annoying and inconvenient, but haven't had a large impact on how we've progressed. With the Finals, well, that's simply not going to be the case. Please, be on time, guys.

    The end is in sight. Keep it rolling, boys, and you all have my most sincere thanks and appreciation for your continued participation. I know I haven't gushed quite as much over the past couple weeks, but really, guys, this means a fucking lot to me. I think it's safe to say that this is the biggest contest in CF history, and it couldn't have happened without each and every one of you helping out along the way.

    Again, thank you. Much love, people.
    Last edited by YourAyatollah; 08-06-2010 at 08:29 AM.

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    LoPNXT Round 5: Challenge Round - Sean Says


    LOPnXt Round 5: Sean Says


    1. Three match reviews featuring three different feds.

    2. Must not exceed 2,000 words.

    3. Each match must be accompanied by a song that fits with the storyline the match is involved in. (Youtube links or posting lyrics. Be warned that lyrics counts against the word count).
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    Noc, you rule.

    ~Team Sleep~

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    LOPNXT Round Six: The Boo Boo Challenge.


    LOPNXT Round Six: Inception

    “Inception” is the process of planting an idea into someone’s subconscious so that they believe it is their own completely genuine idea. They believe they themselves thought of this idea, with no outside interference.

    This is also what a good writer does. He takes his idea. He tells you the idea. He supports his idea. He convinces you of the idea. And then he lets you walk away believing that idea. This ability, this talent, will take you to the top. Being able to successfully execute this process is what separates a columnist who's name will be remembered, to those who will simply come and go with no lasting legacy.

    For this challenge, you’ll attempt to perform the art of “Inception” on your reader. They’ll step into your world, and you’ll introduce them to your idea. This idea will be creative, original, and unique. I don’t want you to convince me that Ric Flair is the greatest heel in Pro-Wrestling. At the same time, I don’t want you to attempt to convince me that Carlito vs Shane Helms was the greatest feud in Cruiserweight history. Your topic choice will be paramount.

    TL;DR: Write whatever you want (for Tito). But your intention is to convince me of an idea so well, that when I finish your column, I believe and agree with the subject of your column just as much as you. Your idea should come from your mind, and then be planted in ours. Convince me, damnit.

    Good luck, Gentlemen.

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    LoPNXT Round 6 Bonus Challenge



    WE’RE BACK BITCHES!

    That’s right, after a bitter battle with Your Ayatollah, Smarks Court will finally once again be open to pound the fist of justice right in time for SummerSlam weekend.

    So why the fuck am I telling you about it in the LoPNXT thread?

    Well, in order to get the Court reopened, Joe and I will have to partake in a spot of community service. Now, Joe thought that meant going out into the community and giving bitches a good servicing and signed the contract without reading the fine print.

    It turned out that we would have to devote our entire comeback column to giving the remaining LoPNXT rookies a nice little Main Page showcase. Problem is, Steve left the subject matter entirely up to the sick minds of Joe and myself. So what we will need from the remaining rookies in the tournament is to nominate and review what you feel is the greatest match of all time with a link to a song

    Ok, ok, just fucking with ya.

    Al Boo Boo talked about “inception” in his challenge for this round. I haven’t watched the movie because Fat DiCaprio freaks me out but your selling powers as a columnist will definitely be put to the test here. Seeing as this tournament has successfully cashed in on Season 1 of NXT, and how The Nexus storyline has been dominating WWE programming, we thought it would be fun to have a look at just who will be the breakout star of the group.

    D’uh! Obviously it is Wade Barrett. Nobody is getting a nice easy ride like that.

    What we want is that the remaining rookies in this tournament sell the chances of one of the 6 Nexus members being the second biggest breakout star of the group. Sound like fun? Now before you all start jumping on a band wagon, in the interest of fairness, we will be assigning you your Nexus member based on your current position in Pro’s Poll, and their final position in the NXT Season 1 Pro’s Poll. So here are your assigned Nexus Member:

    Stinger – David Otunga
    Pen – Justin Gabriel
    Oni – Heath Slater
    Da Shee – Darren Young
    Rey – Skip Sheffield




    If you think this column won’t be running on Manc power following Chris and Priest’s eliminations, think again. Mr Bear, I know you are out of the tourney, but 6 other Nexus members calls for 6 rookies and the chance is here for you for a final hurrah!

    ChrisBear – Michael Tarver

    You have up to 500 words to present your argument and you should PM me your contributions by Friday.

    Now this is a bonus challenge and won’t affect your NXT rankings but we think it will be a cool feature on the main page and a nice little reward for your hard work so far. If there is any reason any of you don’t think you will be able to partake in the column, just give me a shout so I can give the opportunity to the next ranked rook.

    Peace. Out.
    Vol 15 - SummerSlam 2010
    Out Now >>>HERE<<<

  14. #14

    LoPNXT Finals - The Chosen Three


    LoPNXT Finals - The Chosen Three

    Hey, guys. How goes it? It's been a bit rough on my end, but it'll get better eventually. Always does.

    So, I woke up today and discovered that I had somehow let myself run out of stuff to drink, with the exception of a fresh case of Rolling Rock. Orange juice? Gone. Fruit punch? Gone. Peachy Snapple goodness? Gone.

    Nothing but beer and tap water, and the tap water hasn't tasted so good over the past few weeks for whatever reason. I'm not much on popping a brew immediately upon waking, and the water really is just kinda gross lately, so I was basically fucked. Then I had a revelation.

    About a year and a half ago, I was involved with this chick who loved banana popsicles.

    Insert jokes here.

    Anyways, I bought her a whole bigass pack of them to have at my house. We promptly broke up a week later, leaving me with a freezer full of nasty ass banana popsicles. For some reaaon I didn't just throw them away. Still not sure why.

    Regardless, upon reflecting on my predicament, I decided to...

    Wait, what the fuck is all this about popsicles and Snapple and shit? This is the Finals of LoPNXT. We don't have time for all this idle banter and jibba jabba.

    Yes, sirs, it is upon us. After weeks of competition, numerous eliminations, a few bumps here and there, and some of the most consistently excellent writing in this forum's history, we have almost reached the end of the line.

    After the Pros' Poll is posted in a few hours, an original field of over twenty competitors will have been cut down to three. These are the three who have displayed the most drive, the most ambition. These are the three who have basically dominated the competition from the onset, holding firmly to the upper echelon of the Polls with a veritable death grip, daring anyone to take their spot away from them, as there was simply no way that they were going to just hand it over. These are the best of an exceptionally talented bunch. These are the ones who have proven themselves worthy of that heralded main page spot.

    These are the Chosen Three.

    Stinger
    Pen15
    OniBarubary


    You three have come a long way. I could say how proud I am of you, thank you for helping to make this competition better than I imagined it would be, congratulate you on a job incredibly well done.

    But it ain't over yet.

    This time around, there are no challenges. No columns loosely based on blockbuster action thrillers, no match reviews, no... well... match reviews. We're back to basics. One brief phrase, provided by yours truly, that should be more than enough to inspire, to bring out your best.

    You've heard all the accolades. Felt the pats on the back. Been told you're the best of the bunch. For your "stipulation" this time around, I only ask one thing of you:

    PROVE IT

    You guys are hot shit, right? The dominant writers of this competition, the cream of the crop? Well, prove it. No specific topic. No stipulations, at least not from my end. Just write the best column you can come with. Period. Given the level of talent between the three of you, you had damn well better.

    But it ain't quite that easy. There is one catch, one next to last swerve for Your Ayatollah to throw your way. By now, all three of you have established something of a relationship with your respective Pros. You've worked your way into a give and take partnership, relying on them for advice, guidance and in general support. You have gotten comfortable.

    Well, now, that just won't do.

    This isn't about comfort. It's not about partnership and happy fun interaction. This is about victory, about proving that you are, without question, the best suited writer to join the LoP main page. If you are those things, then who your Pro is shouldn't matter.

    Thus, we're shuffling things around a bit. Number One, you are to trade Pros with Number Three. Number Three will then trade with Number Two.

    The new list of Pro/Rookie pairings are as follows:

    Stinger and Hustle
    Pen15 and Morpheus
    OniBarubary and Tito


    We all clear, here? Good. Now let's finish this thing with style, boys. Show me, and everyone, what you've got.

    Best of luck to the three of you. And, as ever, much love to all.
    Last edited by YourAyatollah; 08-17-2010 at 01:15 AM.

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