HCW Hybrid Championship Wrestling (PLEASE READ FIRST POST FIRST)

[BigIrish]

Jay Lethal is Lacing up his boots in his locker room.


JL: As one of the newest members on the roster, I feel it is my duty to step up and show what Jay Lethal is really about. But it all hinges on my first official match. Well i win or lose i will be a force to be dealt with. But i a win will put me on that fast tract to the sky. With the name up in lights and women screaming my name. It all depends on the 1,2,3.

[Kafu]

Next Fusion Card
Crimson Deathmatch Championship
Flair vs Bret Hart - 30 minute Iron Man match

Winner: Flair 2-1 via submission in extra time. The match ended tied 1-1 with Ric in the Sharpshooter. The ref broke the hold when the time went. GM Regal came out and declared extra time under no DQ and no countout. Bret turned around into a low blow from Ric who locked in the sharp shooter for the eventual win, although Bret held on for over 6 minutes.

Unlucky Bret, you will get another chance at the title however in the near future. As for our next match, the International Championship, Randy Orton will be the special guest referee.

International Championship Special Guest Referee Randy Orton.
Austin vs Bobby Lashley - Hardcore match

Winner: Bobby Lashley via Dominater in 26:35. Very back and forth match with both men having chances. Orton called this one down the middle.

Tag team title number one contenders match Steel Cage Match
Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels vs Andre the Giant and Batista

Winners: Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels in 44:34. Batista was knocked out by a Muscle Buster and Joe held off Andre while Daniels got out.

King Booker vs GM Regal - Submissions match

Winner: King Booker via 3-Handed Moss Covered Family Credenza in 22:11

Legends Collide Tag Team Match
Kevin Nash and Scott Hall "The Outsiders" vs Sting and Kurt Angle "The Main Event Mafia"

Winners: Kevin Nash and Scott Hall via Nash Powerbomb to Kurt Angle in 12:22. Angle was helped backstage after the match and looked to be in some pain.

Jay Lethal vs Chris Hero

Winner: The Zero Chris Hero via Hero's Welcome in 21:15

[pat2007]

Edge arrives to the building, where he is met by Todd Grisham.

Edge, how do you feel...

Do you really want to know how I feel? I passed the last week or so at the hospital because of that wannabe, who is now the new number 1 contender for the Global Title! I got to admit that he did beat me fair and square, but if he thinks that I am done with him, he is in for a bad surprise.

Now tell Foley that I want Petey Williams's ass on the next Collision. And I want a special stipulation. If I win, I want to be included in the Global Title match at the next PPV. If I lose though, losing twice to that wannabe would be a big proof that I am not good enough for this federation. In short words, I will put my career on the line.

Edge leaves to his locker room while Todd is on his way to Foley's room.

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(Before the Iron man match)

Don't worry Ric, I prepared myself for this match for a long, long time. When I will beat you at the next Fusion, not only I will achieve the 1st part of my revenge, but I will become the next CDM champion.

That is because I am the best there is...

Crowd finish the rest of the catchphrase while Bret smiles.

And that, my friend, is true... damn true!

(After the match)

Well, Ric, congratulations, you did your usual stuff and found a way to survive.

Believe me, though, I will never be done with the Horsemen until I have done whatever I want with their asses.

Bret closes the door violently.

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Real American breaks out through the arena and the crowd goes insanely wild for Hulkamania. Abruptly the music cuts off and the classic nWo theme starts playing and Hogan comes out in his black and white colours, doing his air guitar stuff in his way to the ring. He then takes a microphone, while the crowd is in a frenzy.

Well, my Hulkamaniacs, guess who is finally back?

Crowd chants Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!

Hulk Hogan is back, right here in HCW! It felt good to be back in this ring after the long hiatus I took, one year ago. And it felt good to kick some asses along the way too. Team Saviour Self...

Crowd boos immediately!

I hope that you learned the lesson to not get your nose in NWO's business, but knowing you, it will take more then what happened last night. You wanna cleanse everybody here in HCW? I got some news for you, brotha! It ain't gonna happen! Believe me, down the line, I know that me, the largest athlete in the world, the Big Show, the current Global champion, the Phenomenal AJ Styles and the face of HCW, Mick Foley, we will have to face you again someday. And believe me, your asses will be kicked all over the place when it will happen.

But I am not only here to help NWO to get back to their rightful place in HCW, I'm also back to get some gold. It has been a long time since my last title win. I know the Universal and Global title pictures are crowded right now, but it is all okay, I will get back to the top someday. And to begin things up, I am offering a open invitation to anybody in Collision who wants to get in the ring with the Hulkster. If you have what it takes, just come down here and accept my open challenge!


OOC: Anyone in Collision can answer the challenge, depending on the answer, I will make my next Hogan post accordingly.

[PanzerGod]

Lou: Well shit, bad Fusion for us guys. Regal, Stone Cold wants his re-match and Andre wants a match, any match, either by himself or as part of the Power Game. Joe, Daniels, I guess we were wrong about you. You did good and beat us fair and square, we can't wait for another match against you guys.

[DaBadGuy]

Last Call With Scott Hall

DDP: Yo, it's me, it's DDP, back as your host of Last Call With DDP! Haha, last episode I told ya'll next time we talked it would be at the Wolfpac victory party, and oh yeah, it's real, it's damn real, haha! Let's bring in my guests, The Outsiders, fresh off their demolition of the so-called Tag Champs, the Horse's asses Angle & Sting. Outsiders, give your many millions of fans your thoughts on the match:

Hall: Hey yo, Stinger, you talk shit about Scott Hall again I'll lay an even bigger ass whoopin on you than I did at Fusion. I guess we found out who the real legends in this business are, and it ain't some cowardly clown who paints his face and hides in the rafters, it's Scott Hall, it's the big mang Kevin Nash, it's DDP, it's The Wolfpac, 4 LIFE!

Nash: Kurt Angle, lol, seriously bro, stick to the amateurs. You aren't man enough to step into the ring with THE Giant of professional wrestling Big Sexxy. Step to me again and I'll not only break your back like I did at Fusion, I'll jackknife your ass through the ring all the way to China!

Hall: Yo, if the Horsemen, the supposed Tag Champs can only last 12 minutes in the ring with The Outsiders, who the hell could ever hope to actually beat The Wolfpac? DDP: Umm, nobody?

Nash: You're damn right. So, as far as Im concerned, as far as Scott Hall is concerned, as far as DDP is concerned, The Wolfpac are the Real Synergy Tag Team Champions, and are just too sweeeet!

DDP: Yo, that's it for Last Call With DDP, I want to thank my guests and fellow Wolfpac members, the Real Synergy Tag Champs, The Outsiders! And Yo 'Naitch, you should dump those losers and come party with the Wolfpac, all night long! Hall: And then a little longer!

[Thurl]

OOC: What heppend to my Co-CEO?

Lashley is celebrating his win in the ring when The Rock joinsin and Team 3-G celebrate together as the audience cheers. When they aren't looking, Orton grabs a mic.

Orton: Just so you all know, I called this one down the middle on purpose. I wanted to have my rematch against Lashley, so I can show you two stooges what a joke you really are. You see, when I get my rematch Lashley, I am going to kick your ass, and take MY title back.

Rock: A joke? Ajoke?! You call Team 3-G a Joke? Well the Rock is not laughing!

Orton: I don't think you're...

Rock: It doesn't matter what you think! Team 3-G is the best tag team in HCW today! These people in the audience know it,

Audience: Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!

Rock: Mick Foley knows it. And you should damn well know it. CAN YOU SMELLLL... WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOOKIN?!!!

Orton goes to say something else, but before he can speak Lashley nails him with a thunderous spear.

Lashley: Fucker.

Rock and Lashley leave the ring celebration the new International Champion...

[Son of Shockey]

"Don't Waste my Time" begins playing, and Elijah Burke comes out to the ring, looking less than happy.

Burke: Hulk Hogan! You're giving out challenges, huh? Well, the Pope so far doesn't have a match for Collision, and I'd love nothing more than to cripple you after embarrassing Saviour Self last Collision. Consider your challenge answered, old man. And when we get in the ring and do the old tango, I will show you why I'm HCW's Guiding Light.

[Kafu]

Regal appears on the monitor while Rock and Lashley are heading up the ramp

Hey guys, nice cheap shot. Nice to see the so-called good guys have honour and morals... Yes Rock, I am being sarcastic. I know something like that is too complicated for your teeny-tiny head but then again, you are teaming with Lashley so we can't really expect much.

Hello Bobby, you still sound like a girl when you talk. You should really go see a doctor about that. It sounds like you lack testicles.

Since you want to cheap shot Orton, we're going to have your title match play out a little differently than you would expect on the next Fusion. Its no-DQ... but only for Orton. That should teach you not to do cheap shots on my wrestlers. Oh and if Foley decides to come out and over-rule me, since we all know he is in love with you 2, he should take a closer look at the contract Orton signed guranteeing him his title match. I have it right here in fact, and it says "if Randy Orton is cheap shotted by the winner at all during or after the match his title match will be no-DQ for him only". You see, its right here in the fine print. So yeah... have fun with that.

Oh Kevin Nash, you get to face Kurt Angle one on one. Good luck with that.

Royal Samoa will face Batista and Stone Cold.

The crowd pop for Royal Samoa

Chris Hero will face....... The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels.

Oh and Samoa Joe, Jay Lehal and DDP will be in a triple threat match

Next Fusion:

Chris Hero vs Chris Daniels

Royal Samoa vs Bats and Stone Cold.

Kevin Nash vs Kurt Angle.

Randy Orton vs Bobby Lashley for the CDM Championship in a "No-DQ for Orton only" match.

Samoa Joe vs Jay Lethal vs DDP

[EB4]

Not so Lethal anymore eh?

Tough luck, bro.

Fallen Angel, your number has been called.

[PanzerGod]

SCSA: Hey sweet, did you see that Bats? Regal is re-uniting the Stone Cold Animals to face the re-uniting Royal Samoa. Booker, Umaga, let's bring the house down.

OOC: I'm pretty sure that Stone Cold just set the record for shortest title reign.

[pat2007]

"Don't Waste my Time" begins playing, and Elijah Burke comes out to the ring, looking less than happy.

Burke: Hulk Hogan! You're giving out challenges, huh? Well, the Pope so far doesn't have a match for Collision, and I'd love nothing more than to cripple you after embarrassing Saviour Self last Collision. Consider your challenge answered, old man. And when we get in the ring and do the old tango, I will show you why I'm HCW's Guiding Light.

Well, Pope, it will be an honor to kick your ass next week. You are maybe the Guiding Light, but when you will be in the ring with me and all of my Hulkamaniacs, you'll just be another guy who will fall to the ground. You'll just be another step along my road to being the best in HCW!

[Kaiser Kid]

Ahaaaaaaaaa No. Edge, we are not having a match with my No.1 contender clause on the line. I have frankly earned it, and you haven't so your not making that match a triple threat if you win. But if you lose buddy Edge, then your gonna leave HCW and don't let the door hit you on the way out, cos I'm sure the Board don't want ass prints on their door.
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Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the New Number 1 Contenders for the Synergy Tag Team Championships, The Nation Of Violence.

"Nation of Violence" hits as Joe and Daniels make their way to the ring.

Guys and gals, we have defeated a team consisting of the World Tallest Athelete, and the Biggest Womanizer since records began. And I frankly feel that we do deserve our shot. The next PPV will be a good one for the Nation. There will be two matches, with us and Williams challenging for gold. And the best part is that we're actually win and be champions. And everyone will finally admit that we are better than everyone.

Now onto a different matter, I face a former Crimson Deathmatch champion, Chris Hero, and this hardcore wrestler with no skill thinks he can defeat me?! You have no chance Hero, I could defeat you under any circumstances. You can use all your finishers on me and would still lose. I'm better than you.

Then I'm a triple threat with a certain Black Machismo and DDP, one impersonates a washed up guy, and another wrestler is a washed-up guy. So I'm against two washed up guys, this should be bloody easy. And you know what the fans say mates: "Joe Is Gonna Kill you."

[pat2007]

Fine, Mr. Wannabe, you don't want to put your shot on the line. Probably too scared to lose I'm afraid.

Anyway, I guarantee a win for me, which is why I will keep saying that if I do not beat you next time, I will definitely leave HCW.

[Thurl]

Rock: Regal, I am tired of you screwing me and my Tag team over! I am not going to run to Foley, he watches Fusion, I am sure he will deal with you on his own time. Instead, I am going to challenge you to a match against the Peoples Champion, The Brahma Bull, the Rock! And Regal I promise you, the beating I give you will be Tens times worse then the one Booker gave you last week on Fusion! CAN YOU SMELLLLLL... WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKIN'?!!!!

Lashley: No DQ for Orton? Fine let him have weapons, he will need them to take this title from my waist...

Lashley raises the title as the audiences cheers for 3-G.

[Rod]

Todd Grisham is running backstage after Fusion. The camera follows him to the makeshift medical area where they are loading Angle onto a stretcher and putting him into an ambulance. The rest of the Horsemen are holding him down and forcing him in.

I'm fine!

Shut up Kurt. You're hurt and you're goin to the hospital.

Damn it!

Sting puts his bat through a table

AAAAHH. My back! Nash, I don't care if I have to roll down the ramp in a wheel chair. Your ass is mine!

The ambulance with Kurt accompanied by a furious Sting drives off.

NASH! HALL! PAGE! You wanted my attention? You've got it! Now we go to school! You'll regret the day you screwed with the Horsemen!

[PanzerGod]

SCSA: I still get a re-match against Bobby Lashley, but I'm telling you this now. If I lose against Bobby Lashley, than I am leaving HCW. If I lose to him twice in a row than I don't deserve to be an HCW superstar.

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BL: See you at Collision, Styles. May the best man win.

[DaBadGuy]

Nash: Regal, you sure you want to put Angle through that again? I mean you saw what I did to him last time, right? Im the Bigg Sexxy, the true Giant of professional wrestling, 1/2 of the Real Synergy Tag Team Champions, frankly Angle just doesn't measure up, in more ways than one. But if you insist I take him on, I just have one thing to say to you Angle, better brush up on your Chinese, ching chang chow!

DDP: Well, well, Regal finally has the balls to put DDP into a match huh? Thanks chief. Jay Lethal, I respect your talent brotha, but you ain't on DDP's level, not yet. Im the original "People's Champion", not Maivia, Im the 3 time World Heavyweight Champion. What are you Lethal?... And Samoa Joe? You're a great sumo wrestler, a good indy champion, but this is HCW, the Big Time now that The Wolfpac has arrived, here you'll find one Diamond Cutter will be enough to put you down. You guys better bring everything you've got, cuz that's what it takes to even have a chance to beat DDP. This will be a good lesson for you two, and the beginning of DDP's rise to the top...<> BANG!

Hall: Hey Yo, Nature Boy, we'll forgive your little senile outburst earlier, the offer is still open to come join the real legends of professional wrestling, The Wolfpac...

[Son of Shockey]

Well, Pope, it will be an honor to kick your ass next week. You are maybe the Guiding Light, but when you will be in the ring with me and all of my Hulkamaniacs, you'll just be another guy who will fall to the ground. You'll just be another step along my road to being the best in HCW!

Burke: That's what you say now, Hogan. When I'm through with you, all you'll be saying is "ow." Because you'll be lying in a crumpled heap, defeated by Elijah Burke.

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New Jack: HahaHA! I mighta lost, but so did those Saviour Self punks! Fuck those guys!

Helms: Yeah, man! Say, Saviours, your sorry asses couldn't handle either of the two best stables in HCW! Just quit while you're ahead.

Long: Holla!

[Rod]

The Horsemen, minus Angle, are in their locker room...

Scot Hall! I'll NEVER join the wolfpack. Why would I wanna join a cheap imitation of what the Horsemen have been for 20 years? I'm custom made my friend. I'm a diamond in the rough! You want me to join you? I'd rather kick your ass. So if Mr. Regal has any room on the card, what do you say you and I walk that aisle and I show you once and for all who The Man is, chico!

As for you Nash, you're a lot of things but you ain't stupid. You know Kurt Angle isn't some midcarder from WCW that you can just bury and forget about. Kurt will be at the next Fusion. You wanna talk about how he measure's up? He's got more world titles than you, he's a better wrestler than you and with an injured back he's still in better shape than you. At the next Fusion, it's pay back time. I hope your broken down legs can handle the ankle lock.

And if your girlfriends think they're gonna get involved, Nash, I'll be high above and ready to pounce!

[Kafu]

Umaga is backstage playing with his Ironman toys while King Booker stands in front of him with a microphone to cut a promo

Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is King Booker and sitting behind me playing with his Ironman and Batman toys is my tag team partner Umaga. You see, Umaga likes playtime. Just look at him

Umaga holds up Ironman and Batman

Umaga (as Ironman): I don't have childhood trauma

Umaga (as Batman): And I don't have Herpes

Who taught Umaga how to speak English?

Umaga: (Random Samoan Gibberish)

Your just copying what you heard on the PC?

Umaga nods

Ok.

Umaga picks up a millenium falcon toy and runs around the room with it while King Booker cuts his promo

So anyway, on the next Fusion, we have myself and Umaga facing Stone Cold Steve Austin and Batista. Let me tell you something Austin: this isn't going to be a walk in the park. Batista is an old man who gets injured too easy and is on steroids. He will injure himself within one minute of the match starting. As for you Mr Austin, both of us have hair and you don't. MATCH OVER!

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Out comes William Regal with a guitar and a microphone stand and he performs "Bnagers, Beans and Mash" by INFANT SORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I just saw Get Him To The Greek. I love you Russel Brand! Anyway, I have just got off the phone with Kurt Angle's doctor. Apparently, Mister Angle really wants to compete against Kevin Nash on the next Fusion. However, his doctor says he can't because he has a slightly bruised back. So I'm making a change. Replacing Kurt Angle in that match is his tag team partner, Sting. And the match is a 15 minute time limit. And the only way to win is to knock your opponent out. No pinfalls, no submissions.

As for you, Rock, I'm not the one who put that into Orton's contract. Ironically enough, Cowboy Bob Orton handles the title contracts. I know, conflict of interest and all that, but there's only so much time I have during the day for things that aren't drinking rum, and I do love the rum. So Rock, I don't think I'm going to give you a match against me. There is definitely not enough room on this Fusion, and your going to be in a match on the next Fusion after this one... But don't think I'm telling you who just yet.

[PanzerGod]

SCSA: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill out Booker, we're all nice guys here. We'll go out, compete, and see who wins. No reason to start insulting people, or to bring up the lack of hair on certian individuals. You don't see me talking about your funny accent or your guys' seeming obsession with dreadlocks. By the way, Andre has been trying to learn Samoan, why don't you see if Umaga can help teach him.

[BigIrish]

Camera pans to a dimly lit locker room. In the corner Jay Lethal sits head sunk into his knees, tap hanging from his wrists.

JL: Hard fought battle, Yes! Did the decision come out the way i wanted, No! But why cry over spilt milk when i been put right back on the premier card in the HCW. I will pay my dues like all the greats. I applaud Hero for doing his part. I am sure we will meet in the future. I left everything out there and could not pull it out. I only hang my head here because i second guess my effort. On the contrary how can i second guess what could have been a match of the night candidate. No time to let this sulk. On the greater performances, and that performance will happen on the next Fusion.
On Fusion, i been selected as a opponent for the Samoan Submission Machine, Somoa Joe, and The Original Diamond Cutter himself, DDP. Two figures that have been engrained in this company. Now, i don't think Regal could have picked a more varied arrangement of styles. You have the brute strength of Samoa Joe to contend with. As well as the cunning backdoor tactics of DDP. Thats all well and good, But can you derail the high flying no top speed offense of Jay Lethal? It will be decided one way or another, Muscle Buster, Diamond Cutter, or The Lethal Injection. One way or another we will have a clear cut winner. That my friends will be none other than Jay Lethal, the man of a thousand gimmicks. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Kafu]

Dude, you take what we say seriously? Chill out. Oh and I don't have an obsession with dreadlocks I'm American for fuck sake and everyone knows the best accent in the world is Australian.

[airwaves]

Punk: Man, it seems quiet around here. When was the last time we had a good old fashion riot around here?

[Wilkimania]

Fear for you careers fusion superstars

[Kaiser Kid]

Actually Booker, the best accent is a Welsh one. And Edge, you think I'm afraid of putting my place on the line? Well news flash! I ain't. It's just a little thing called common sense, you see I have EARNED IT, because I'm better than you and you have done F all. But sure, I will give you a match next Collision. And if you lose, your gonna realise that you don't belong here.
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Diamon Dallas Page, you think just one measly diamond cutter will defeat me? You need an entire army to defeat someone god-like like me. And I'm gonna prove that I can beat anyone at any given time, I've defeated the Horsemen like yourselves, and we done it first, so we're the real tag team champions, and also I've defeated Andre the Giant, someone who destroyed Scott Hall. You have no chance against me.

Then they're Lethal, your a good wrestler, a future legend, famed for being a high-flyer, but I could pluck you from the air and slam you to the ground. Now look at me, brute strength, one of the best submission experts here and a master of martial arts. In Conclusion, this is gonna end badly for both of you, because you know what they say: "Joe is Gonna Kill You", and they don't say that for the sake of it.
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So, Chris Hero, I can't wait to face you . . . . .and of course humiliate you completly in front of every Fusion fan watching. Still, even though I will defeat you, I have slightly changed my tune, we both are from the indy scene and bring a rich mixture of talent to these fans who constantly see Ex-WWE stars crammed down their throats. It's gonna be a good match for the neutral. . .and for me I guess cos seeing as I'm the better performer, you will have no chance.

[Thurl]

OOC: HCW will not die, pick up your activity people! My apologies for not getting the collision card out sooner...

Mankinds music hits and he makes his way to the ring.

Mankind: Cody Rhodes, you attacked me when I wasn't looking. It took me out for a while there, but look at me now! No bandages, no ice packs, no bruieses or cuts. Cody Rhodes, I am coming for you at Collision, you will pay dearly for what you have done.

As he is talking scenes from other Mankind matches play across the titantron. We see Mankind whipping Santino Marella, Mr Kennedy, Randy Orton, and even the Undertaker.

Mankind: Cody Rhodes, I am going to tear you apart. I will destroy you just like I destroyed them. And Cody, call the American Dream, he may be needed to identify your bloody remains. I have no intentions of going easy on you Cody. Honestly Cody, I just don't think you know what you have gotten yourself into.

Mankind turns to the titan tron as it show him getting his hand raised as he stands over Randy Orton.

Mankind: Have a Nice Day!!!!

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HCW Presents:



*******Preview Card*******

Standard Match
Miz vs Edge

Standard Match
Elijah Burke vs Hulk Hogan

Global Championship
AJ Styles (c) vs Brock Lesnar

Steel Cage Match
Mankind vs Cody Rhodes

Universal Championship Triple Threat
CM Punk (C) vs Ted Dibiase Jr vs John Cena

[PanzerGod]

OOC: I think HCW is like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, we never stay dead more than a day or two.

BL: Hey Foley, it's good to see Mankind coming back to the ring. Now onto business, I personally think that a final match between two of the greatest in-ring performers of all time, Brock Lesnar and AJ Styles, needs a stipulation of some sort, don't you?

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Lou: Well well well, Ted DiBiase, John Cena and CM Punk are facing off for the title. Just a reminder to the winner, that belt puts a great big bullseye on your back, and Andre has a free shot. Oh and Joe, you never beat Andre, the best you have ever done is slow him down. Andre is like a tank and if you get in his way he will run your ass over.

[Marksman]

OOC: My laptop doesn't connect toLOP sometimes and hasn't done so for the past weekish? Especially with the new layout,something with the servers.

Cena is seen sitting in his locker room watching England vs Germany in the World cup.

Man, thee English are getting absoloutley raped here by the Germans...

Camera pans around and looks at Cena.

So, Punk and Ted, i've both beaten you numerous times, with Ted getting a fluke win the week before BOD, but lets be honest here, one guy is walking out of this match with the damn ttitle, and the champ will be....here.

[pat2007]

Edge looks at the Collision card and then sees Mark Henry in the hall way.

Hey Mark, could you send a message to Foley when you'll see him?

Sure, what is it?

Tell him that I was supposed to face Petey "Wannabe" Williams instead of the Miz, and that if I lose, my HCW career is over!

Understood, will tell him as soon as I see him!

Thanks!

Henry leaves in the direction of Foley's office while Edge is still looking intensely at the Collision card.

[BigIrish]

JL: Mean Gene Wooooooooooaaaahhh! The Nature Boy is back in town. All the women are screaming for me. All the men begging me to stop. i am know all over the world by one name, One alias that has followed me all over the globe, The Best In the Business! Woah! The women adore me and the men love to hate me. I am the only jet flying, limousine riding, kiss stealing, wheeling dealing son of gun left in the business. Finally i have taken my talent to HCW, and am not looking back. No one, and i mean No one can keep up with Natch. No Samoa Joe, not DDP, not Harley race or Dick the Destroyer. Not the Showstopper Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker, or even The Immortal Hulk Hogan can go rope to rope, Strut to Strut and hold for hold with Old Natchie.

The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos.

JL: Shut Up! Everyone of you would just be lucky enough to carry my bags. Everyone of you ladies would love to jump aboard the Ole Flair Highway for a one way trip to ecstasy. But enough of that, I just want to say that come Fusion, that Samoan Blob and Dangerous During Pregnancy should just be on there toes when it comes to stepping in the ring with The Nature Boy. Only one of us is a 16 time, 16 time, 16 time World Heavyweight Champion. The slickest man in wrestling, Ric Flair. WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHH!

[Thurl]

OOC: Consider that match changed.

In Foley's office.....

AJ: Hell no! There is no way I am losing this belt.

Show: Lesnar is a bitch in the ring though.

AJ: I have this belt because I beat him, I can do it again.

Hogan: The gold looks good on you Brother.

IC: Yeah, wish more of us had some gold around our...

Suddenly Mark Henry comes in with out knocking. Foley gets to his feet ready to deal with something.

IC: What's up?

Mark: Nothing, I was just told to tell you that Edge is supposed be facing Petey Williams on the Collision card. If he Loses, he quits HCW.

IC: I can fix the card. What is so important that you had to barge in with out knocking?

Henry: Nothing, I just told you what is going on.

IC: Mark, unless its an emergency, knock next time. For now, go sit on Kennedy. or something.

Show: Won't that kill Kennedy Mick?

Henry: What's that supposed to mean?

Show and AJ laugh as Foley sits back down.

IC: Nevermind Mark, have a Nice Day!

Henry gives Show a dirty look then leaves the office.

[airwaves]

Punk: Hate to tell you Cena, but there is no way you're walking out with the universal title. Even if by pure luck I'm about to lose I will still make sure I don't lose to you.

[Kaiser Kid]

Ah Leathal, I'm going to get so much enjoyment just by kicking your ass around the ring.
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So, the card has been changed for me vs Edge, if Edge loses, he leaves HCW, and will admit that I am the better Canadian. And next Collision, you WILL leave HCW, and then I go on to win the Global Championship and while I'm drinking wine, partying and dining , you Edge will be a nobody livin' in the States.

[Marksman]

Your about to be damn proven wrong Punk, there's you and Dibiase in it so it doesn't matter to me who I beat, as I'll jsut beat you over and over and overr.

[Wilkimania]

We could have come down to some elaborate fanfair but that's not our style so here we are, the guys bringing true wrestling back. So here we are; Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit and we're here laying down an open challenge to the fusion brand.

[PanzerGod]

Lou: Well well, Eddie and Benoit have come to play. All right boys, Andre isn't busy on Fusion so let's go see if Regal can squeeze in a match against one of you.

[Thurl]

Todd Grisham: With me now is Triple H!

Triple goes about readying for his next match, ignoring Grisham.

Todd: So Triple H, what are your thoughts on...

Triple H turns and plants Grisham with a Pedigree.

Triple H: I don't have time for you Todd.....

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HCW Presents:



*******Final Card*******

Standard Match
Petey Williams vs Edge

Standard Match
Triple H vs Brian Danielson

Standard Match
Elijah Burke vs Hulk Hogan

Global Championship Last Ride Match
AJ Styles (c) vs Brock Lesnar

Steel Cage Match
Mankind vs Cody Rhodes

Universal Championship Triple Threat
CM Punk (C) vs Ted Dibiase Jr vs John Cena

[Kafu]

You know I'm surprised nobody has ever bothered to resurrect the blue world order... but I guess no one appreciates comedy like me.

Todd: King Booker what are you doing?

Shut the fuck up Todd

OOC: Won't be on for a while. laptop is broken. Girlfriend dumped me 4 days after our 6 month anniversary. Peace out homies

[Rod]

In the ring Todd Grisham is standing with a mic in his hand hoping that this doesn't end with him getting a beating as usual...

TG: Ladies and gentlemen my guests at this time: Sting, Double A Arn Anderson and The Nature Boy Ric Flair..The Horsemen!

La Grange blares through the arena as they make their way down to the ring to a chorus of boos

TG: Gentlemen, you must be a little upset at the doctors not clearin Kurt Angle for his match.

WHOOOO! Todd, you see this watch? $10,000. You see these shoes? $1,000. You think I give a damn what some guy who got a PHD in his cereal box thinks? We'll get to the Poodle Pack in a minute. Right now I wanna talk about some little punk kid runnin around callin himself The Nature Boy! Jay Lethal, you think you're funny? You think you impress me? A man who's bled on every continent and made love in every city? You're a joke pal! You wanna try to rip off Ric Flair? You ain't the first. Your act looks more like Buddy Landell than Slick Ric! So why don't you go back to tryin to be Randy Savage or some other retired hack who couldn't hold my jock! Now, as for the little boys runnin around talkin bout how cool they are, Scott Hall? You too drunk to answer my challenge? Kevin Nash? You'll be getting yours at the next Fusion. And DDP? Well, honestly, who gives a damn about DDP anyway right? Boys, whether you like it or you don't like it, learn to love it cause I'm the best thing going today! WHOOOO!

TG: Arn, what's the latest on Kurt Angle?

Kurt's healing just fine. He could wrestle right now if he had to. The docs just wanna take every precaution and I'm sure Regal doesn't want some freak accident costing him one of his Tag Team Champions. Kurt will be back soon. As for the Wolf Pack, I hope you don't think this lets you off the hook. Nash, you may not have to deal with Kurt right now, but instead you gottta go eyeball to eyeball with a man who's owned your ass for over a decade. Tell em Stinger

OWWWWWWWWW! Big Sexy! The Giant Killer! You ready to pay your debt to the Horsemen? Cause the Stinger is comin to collect and he's runnin on Diesel Fuel! HAHA OWWWWWWW!

TG: Gentlemen thank you for your time..

Sting fakes hitting Todd with his bat and Todd falls on his ass and covers up.

Haha, Gotcha!

WHOOOO!