Reply With QuoteThe Rik: Oh, Sean... such a hotheaded young man.
Lillehammer: I like his spunk.
The Rik: I beg your pardon?
Lillehammer: What? I like his attitude. He’s brash, and he can back up his talk.
The Rik: I see. I thought you meant something else. Anyway, let’s get on to our first title match of the evening, and it promises to deliver!
Lillehammer: Yes, Sean’s match! I’m still calling for Bobino to win this one, but it’ll be a good bout.
The Rik: Right you are, Robert, and let’s not waste any more time! Announcer! Take it away!
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a no-disqualification triple threat match for the LPW Television Championship!
”Survivalism” by Nine Inch Nails hits and Jaetyn Knightwash comes out to the ring to a nice pop from the fans.
Announcer: Introducing the challengers, from Sparrow’s Flight, weighing in at one hundred and seventy-five pounds, he is... JAETYN... KNIGHTWASH!!!
The Rik: And here’s the former champion!
Lillehammer: If I were him, I’d be looking a little more angry. Why isn’t he angry?
The Rik: I suppose he’s confident?
Lillehammer: That’s going to be his downfall.
”The New Shit” by Marilyn Manson comes ripping and tearing over the PA as Bobino makes his way towards the ring looking psyched up. He gets in the ring and Knightwash stands his ground, unfazed by Bobino.
Announcer: And from Nashua, New Hampshire, weighing two hundred and forty-three pounds, this is the Master of Darwinism, he is... BOBINO!!!
Lillehammer: Yeah! It’s Bobino’s time!
The Rik: It may just very well be, but he has to remember that he is facing not one but two capable opponents tonight. Bobino better bring his best.
Lillehammer: And he has. How do you think he got into this match?
The Rik: Fair point.
”Leper Messiah” by Metallica then hits and the champion, Sean Jensen, emerges from the back to a mixed reaction. Some rebellious members of the crowd are cheering him, while the more sensible are booing him.
Announcer: And their opponent, from Sacramento, California, weighing two hundred and forty-five pounds, he is the LPW Television Champion... SEAN... JENSEN!!!
The Rik: A mixed – though loud – reaction for Sean tonight.
Lillehammer: Sean’s a rebel. Some people hate him, but other people love him. I think those teenage punks look up to him.
The Rik: Well analyzed, Robert, and Sean brings this volatile mix of brashness and intensity, which I suppose was what won him the Television Championship over a favorite in Jaetyn Knightwash.
Lillehammer: And this is going to be a war. I can’t wait, Rik, I seriously can’t. I mean one has to wonder if this will be the night Bobino finally does the impossible and actually gets his hand on a title that’s eluded him for what seems like forever. Hell, I don’t just wonder. I BELIEVE.
The Rik: Yes, the fans are clearly mixed here tonight. Half of them are going nuts for the current champion, Sean Jensen, the others split right down the middle. Hard to say. The one thing I can say without any hesitation or doubt is that we’re in store for a blood bath.
Lillehammer: You can say that again, Rik. I mean, there is no love lost between any of these guys.
The Rik: There’s the bell and this match is officially underway.
Bobino, Knightwash, and Sean are standing in the center of the ring—eyes dancing from one wrestler to the other, all wondering whose going to make the first move. Sean looks at Jaetyn, who looks at Bobino who looks at Sean, Sean looks at Bobino and then Bobino…well, you get the general idea. Suddenly both Bobino and Jaetyn attack the TV champion. Swing lefts and rights and when the champ hits the mat, they start kicking him.
The Rik: The challengers waste no time in attacking the champion!
Lillehammer: I guess we see how this thing is going to play out. Seems both guys are going to isolate the champion before working on each other!
The Rik: Bobino rolls out of the ring as Jaetyn picks up Sean and hits an inverted DDT. He rolls him over, mounts him, and starts landing some closed fits to his face. I think he’s trying to bust him open.
Lillehammer: Not even building up to anything!
The Rik: Jaetyn picks him up, hits a few elbow drops to his back, and sends him off into the ropes, but misses with the big boot. He turns and Sean hits a spear out of nowhere!!! Both men laying tired already on the mat, and where’s Bobino?
The Rik: There he is. He’s pulling a ladder from under the ring. Wait a tick, Sean sees him and holy shit…suicide dive threw the ropes, taking out Bobino and the ladder! Listen to these fans go nuts!
Sean gets up, grabs the ladder, and as Bobino starts to stand he drills him right between the eyes, and he goes down clutching his face.
The Rik: That steel right between Bobino’s eyes!
Lillehammer: Sean’s got to be tired from all that running around so early in the match!
Sean gingerly sets up the ladder between the guard rail and the ring and then pulls out a kendo stick. Bobino starts to get up, Sean comes over, but before he strikes him, Bobino hits a low blow and then quickly hits a jawbreaker!!!
The Rik: Bobino with the sweet move!
Lillehammer: Sean is dazed, Bobino leaps up and hits a missile drop kick right in his face and takes him down. Nicely done there by Bobino!
The Rik: Bobino is up, but not for long, Jaetyn is up and he comes diving threw the middle rope with a suicide dive! Wow, that was incredible.
Lillehammer: Jaetyn picks up Sean, slaps him hard in the face, and then super kicks him right in the jaw!
The Rik: If Jaetyn carries on like this he may be set to win back his title in the shortest amount of time!
Lillehammer: Bobino is slowly getting up behind him, but Jaetyn goes in for a clothesline, but Bobino kicks him in the gut and hits a facebuster!!!
The Rik: Bobino picks up Jaetyn and tosses him on the ladder. I think he’s got some bad intentions going through his mind.
Lillehammer: Oh, whatever gave you that idea?
The Rik: Bobino slowly climbs into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. He’s playing up to the fans and leaps off, hitting a beautiful cross body, taking both him and Jaetyn out and snapping that poor ladder in two!!!
Lillehammer: DAMN! But at what price, Rik? He just put everything he had on the line right there!
The Rik: I see your point, Sean is up and looking pretty pissed. He just grabbed the TV title from the time keeper.
Lillehammer: Now that’s just not fair.
The Rik: And why not?
Lillehammer: That belt has prestige!
The Rik: Bobino slowly getting up and BAM…homerun! Title shot right between the eyes. There’s your title shot!
Sean drops the title and then picks up Jaetyn. He escorts him over to the ring steps and starts bashing his head off the steps. Blood is just pouring from the gash in his forehead as Sean holds him up towards the camera, as if to show his handiwork.
The Rik: The brutality!
Lillehammer: There’s just no holding back, I guess!
Jaetyn staggers backwards and Sean clotheslines him hard to the floor. During that nasty attack, Bobino crawled around side the ring and looked underneath, and just as Sean clotheslines poor Jaetyn to the ground, he reached under and pulled out a barbed wire covered baseball bat. He is now in the ring, weapon tucked under him so nobody can see him clearly. He looks like he’s resting.
The Rik: Bobino’s found a lot of toys under that ring!
Lillehammer: Sean tosses Jaetyn into the ring, but doesn’t bother chasing after him. Looks like he’s looking for another toy of his own beneath the ring. Can I ask you something Rik, why in the hell do we place so many nasty things under there?
The Rik: For matches like these, Robert. Jaetyn is using the ropes to get to his feet as Sean hits the ring again. He sends him off the ropes and hits him with a Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Sean climbs up the second turnbuckle and hits him with splash and goes for the cover…this could be it…ONE…TWO…KICK-OUT!!! That was close.
Lillehammer: Was that... the first pin of the night? This late, after all that has gone down?
The Rik: I suppose they only found the time now.
Lillehammer: Yeah…Bobino saw that and isn’t happy. Looks like he’s going after Sean with that barbed wire baseball.
The Rik: He takes a swing, going for the killing blow, but Sean ducks it and hits a missile drop kick in Bobino’s face. Nicely done.
Sean gets up quickly and picks up the bat. As Knightwash gets to his feet he drills him right into the midsection! The fans are going crazy as he brings it crashing down across his back. Bobino starts to get up in the corner, Sean charges in, but Bobino hits a drop-toe-hold on him and makes his face bounce of the turnbuckle.
The Rik: Ouch! That would’ve been more brutal if the turnbuckle was exposed, though.
Lillehammer: Knightwash is a bloody mess and he’s trying to get to his feet…wait, here’s Sean…MALPRACTICE!!! He hit the Malpractice out of nowhere!
The Malpractice hits its mark and poor Jaetyn fly’s back right into Bobino, who hits a Leaping Diamond Dust on poor Knightwash, sending him crashing down!
Lillehammer: And Jaetyn is probably crippled or something for tonight!
The Rik: Poor Knightwash, two finishers... somebody’s gotta pin him now.
Lillehammer: But Sean and Bobino are stopping each other from making the cover!
The Rik: Sean and Bobino both trying to make cover attempts and pulling the other off of Jaetyn’s body!
Lillehammer: Both men so close to a victory!
The Rik: Bobino pulls Sean off, but instead of pinning Jaetyn or hitting Sean... he’s telling him something! What’s he saying?
The camera moves in closer to hear Bobino.
Bobino: Sean, it’s just you and me now! You and me! Jaetyn’s nothing! Let’s get rid of him, then we fight!
Sean thinks about it... then nods.
The Rik: The two men are forming a temporary alliance!
Lillehammer: Bobino rolls out of the ring as Sean picks Jaetyn up! What’s up here?
The Rik: Bobino’s grabbed two chairs, and goes back inside! He hands one chair to Sean, who sets up Jaetyn against the rope... and there’s the con-chair-to! Jaetyn is sent flying over the top rope and into the mats at ringside!
Lillehammer: Damn!
The Rik: Both men throw their chairs at Jaetyn’s lifeless body!
Sean and Bobino now look at each other... then sort of restarts the match with just the two of them now.
The Rik: The two men lock up. Bobino quickly locks on a standing side headlock, but Sean switches it around and applies his own. Wait, Bobino sends him off the ropes, Sean comes off and knocks him to the mat with shoulder tackle. Now he goes off the ropes, leap frog over Sean, as he comes back off looks like Bobino hit him with a rolling reverse monkey toss!
Lillehammer: What a frantic exchange!
Sean quickly gets up as Bobino kicks up. He charges, but Bobino hits a spinning reverse kick into his midsection, he then grabs his head and hits a Sliced Bread off the corner turnbuckles. He goes for a quick cover, but Sean kicks out almost instantly. Bobino kicks up and goes off the ropes for a moon sault, but Sean rolls out of the way at the last second and he crashes and burns. Sean, instead of mounting the assault, rolls out of the ring instead.
The Rik: Sean escapes Bobino’s fiery wrath for a moment to go look for toys again!
Lillehammer: Sean has a great chance here to unleash all kinds of hell on Bobino, but he’s instead going for weapons. This might come back in the end and hurt him in the long run.
The Rik: That’s a great point. When you’ve got your man down and out you go for the kill.
Lillehammer: Yeah, sure, tonight you can go for the overkill, but when wrestling someone as incredible as Bobino, you just don’t do that.
The Rik: Sean has found a table and is tossing it in the ring, and... what’s that? That’s a plate of glass and he’s bringing that in too. Man, what demented soul stocked ringside tonight?
Lillehammer: No idea, but he has impeccable taste!
The Rik: Bobino is getting to his feet and he sees Sean outside. Here he comes, running up the turnbuckle, and hits a Senton off the top!!! Man, that was amazing…these fans are hot for both men tonight!
The crowd starts chanting “This is awesome!”
The Rik: Bobino picks up Sean and whips him into the security wall. Here comes, clotheslines him over the railing and into the fans. He’s not going after him, instead he’s climbs up onto the side of the ring.
Lillehammer: What the hell is he doing?
The Rik: Going for the gold!
Sean starts to get up and Bobino flies…but he gets caught and hit with a Rock Bottom on the concrete floor!!! Sean plays up to the fans before picking up a steel chair. As Bobino gets up and smashes it right over his head. Bobino staggers and then falls, his face a crimson mask.
The Rik: I think Bobino’s brains have just been turned to liquid!
Lillehammer: Explains the ooze. Look at Sean, finding the time to drink a beer with the fans. He thinks he’s got this match pretty much wrapped up. How did that guy get beer in here?
The Rik: Well he better think again, because we all know how much pain Bobino can take.
Lillehammer: Sean picks up Bobino, politely takes the chair off from around his neck, and tosses him over the railing. He hops over, picks him up, and tosses him back into the ring.
The Rik: He’s setting up that table mid-ring and is now placing that plate of glass in the corner.
Lillehammer: This is going to get real messy in about 10 seconds.
The Rik: Sean picks up Bobino and tries to send him into the glass, but Bobino blocks it and spears Sean!!! That came out of nowhere.
Lillehammer: There’s the fighting spirit! Bobino picks him up and hits a double arm DDT.
[b]The Rik[/b}: But he’s not going for the pin either. He’s rolling out of the ring and searching for something. But what?
Lillehammer: Looks like he found them! What is that? Oh it’s a stapler and small black bag. There could be anything inside that.
The Rik: He opens the bag and is now pouring thumbtacks all over the table. This is going to be sick.
Sean starts to get to his feet, but before he can get his bearings, Bobino runs over and drills him with the stapler! The blood is now flowing as Bobino starts stapling his forehead!!!
The Rik: Oh, that’s sick.
Lillehammer: He just stapled his left nostril shut!!! Look at Sean rolling around in pain. That’s got to hurt!
The Rik: Clearly!
Bobino picks him up and sends him into the corner. He sets him up on the top turnbuckle, sitting position, and then plays up to the crowd, which are now on their feet. He flips of Sean and then hits a Frankensteiner!!!! Poor Sean goes flying right into the thumbtack covered table as the fans cheer.
Lillehammer: That was hardCORRRRRE!!!
The Rik: Bobino feels it. I think this is it…he’s going to win the TV title form Sean Jensen.
Lillehammer: I KNEW IT! What a night this will be for Bobino! Let’s see, here’s the cover…ONE….TWO…KICK OUT!!! NO!
The Rik: Listen to these fans, they can’t believe it!
Lillehammer: Nobody can, and dammit, neither can I! I thought that was it for sure!
The Rik: Bobino picks him up, look at all those thumbtacks in his back. Bobino goes for the Diamond Dust, but Sean blocks it! He kicks him in the gut and then tosses Bobino, head first, into the glass!!!!
CRRRRAAAASSSSSH!!!!
Lillehammer: Holy mother of mercy, that was insane!
The Rik: Sean going over now…oh no…he’s setting up for the River Dance on the glass!
Lillehammer: This is wrong! Just end it already!
Sean hits the River Dance, placing poor Bobino’s already ripped up face into the glass. He then drags him to the center of the ring and rolls him up.
The Rik: This might be it… Sean with the cover! ONE…TWO…THREE!!!
Lillehammer: Nooo!
Announcer: And here is your winner, and STILL THE LPW TELEVISION CHAMPION... SEAN... JENSEN!!!
Sean Jensen (3.95 aps + 1.9 avs = 5.85 total)
Bobino (3.8 aps + 0.5 avs = 4.3 total)
Jaetyn Knightwash (0 aps + 0 avs = 0 total)
The Rik: And that’s it. Sean Jensen remains the TV Champion here at Redemption after a bloody affair.
Lillehammer: I wanted Bobino to win so bad...
The Rik We know, Robert, we know. Here comes the medics to check up on Bobino. He put up a good fight, but that last bit was just too much.
Lillehammer: Another chance at gold and another disappointing defeat. I have to learn to stop betting on him.
We go backstage to Eddie's locker room, where he is preparing for his title match later on in the evening. We hear a knock on the door.
Eddie: Fuck off.
The door opens anyway and we see it's Jude. Eddie looks up, then looks back down.
Eddie: I said fuck off.
Jude: I don't do this very often, so you'd do well to appreciate it.
Eddie: I don't want to hear shit YOU have to say. Kick rocks.
Jude: Real classy, you cretin.
Eddie sighs and stands to leave as Jude stares on, angered by these actions. He grabs Eddie by the shoulder and turns him around, an act that has Eddie's eyes wide and his nostrils flaring.
Jude: You listen, god dammit. I don't care about you being mad, or mentally checking out of the place or whatever, but I'm a bit tired of your song and dance. You've become so bitter, so unnecessarily angry that you won't even hear out a friend when he tries to wish you good luck.
Eddie scratches his jawline as Jude looks on, hoping he's gotten through.
Jude: I am dead serious when I say good luck out there tonight.
Eddie: Take your well-wishing and blow it out of your fucking ass, herpe.
Jude: You're unbelievable, you know that? I can't believe I was even expecting something like a, "thank you, Jude" or "I appreciate it, Jude".
Eddie: Well, I don't appreciate it. You're no real friend of mine.
Jude: You're so hateful.
Eddie: And you have somewhere else to be. Get the fuck out.
Jude sighs and walks out of the room, shoulder bumping Eddie on the way out before slamming the door shut. Eddie doesn't react at all and he just sits down, staring at the ground..
- First off, those graphics are great, despite this nasty gray color. 
- Yes, I said Inferno because I don't know what to make of the name change back to Pyromania. Not like that name really matters, it just came out of left field. Maybe it's more of a surprising feeling than a confused one....but there's no smiley for surprised so, there ya go...
- This was a good show because somehow, Inferno has managed to elevate most of its stars; even in losing (Nigel, Bobino), they still came out looking strong.
Originally Posted by EB4
