Monday Night RAW: June 21st, 2010

[StormDragonZ]

The Monday Night RAW Episode for the 21st of June, 2010: Kombat Fatality

- Tonight's Guest Host is... um... apparently, no one is good enough this week worthy of being a Guest Host. Therefore, I, StormDragonZ, am your unofficial guest host. I will be challenging Sheamus to a First Blood Match later on tonight.
- At Wrestlemania 21, the first ever "Money In The Bank" Ladder Match occurred. Since then, every Wrestlemania has had this type of match occur. This concept of the Ladder Match now has grown up and become it's own PPV. In less than four weeks, WWE Presents: Money In The Bank.
- Rumors have been brought up that supporters of Rob Simmons' Senate campaign will be at RAW tonight. Simmons shares the ballot with Linda McMahon in the Connecticut Senate race.


--- Everyone Died: The Summary of Fatal Four Way ---
- Once again, if you've been too busy blowing your vuvuzela or somehow just discovered today is the First Day of Summer, a WWE PPV occurred last night entitled Fatal Four-Way. If you don't want to be spoiled about what happened, please stop reading and go do something for three hours until RAW comes on. Otherwise, this is what went down:

-- Drew McIntyre made Teddy Long come out for his match against Kofi Kingston. As Drew said, when he wins, Teddy will personally hand the title over to him. After a referee being knocked out, Drew forced Teddy to put on the referee shirt and count him to victory. Kofi would deny such bittersweet ending and surprised McIntyre with Trouble In Paradise to retain the Intercontinental Championship.
-- The Miz mocked R-Truth's entrance with a rap of his own, but things turned serious between the two men as R-Truth looked to reclaim the United States Championship. After a physical beating to one another in and out of the ring on multiple occasions, it would be The Miz to have the last word on R-Truth and retain his title.
-- Tamina, along with Jimmy & Jey Uso proved they could handle The Hart Dynasty whenever and wherever they would be and would not rest until they took the Unified Tag Team Championships. A six-person Tag Match between these two groups would occur. Despite dominance from the Uso's, Natalya would manage to overcome Tamina's high flying attacks and give the victory for The Hart Dynasty.
-- Eve would have her hands full when she would have to defend her Divas Championship against three other Divas vying for possession of her title. Gail Kim, Alicia Fox and Maryse took torment on Eve and did all they could to keep her from retaining. After a brawl to end them all, it would be Maryse suffering the most assault, but Alicia Fox pounced in at the right moment to become the new Divas Champion.
-- Chris Jericho appeared unannounced claiming he was the man on top of the mountain and everyone in the back were beginning to climb the mountain to kick him off. He claimed Evan Bourne got lucky once before, but he wanted to challenge him once again to humiliate Evan Bourne's chances at even stepping foot on the mountain. After a display of pure athleticism and determination, Evan Bourne proved Jericho wrong and pinned him for a second time.
-- Jack Swagger was prepared for anything. He felt confident being able to handle not one, but three men at the same time in the ring. Rey Mysterio, Big Show & CM Punk, all former World Heavyweight Champions, looked to end the All American American Title reign. Despite Kane interfering and preventing CM Punk from winning, Rey Mysterio found the glimmer of hope to stop Swagger. Ladies and gentlemen, Rey Mysterio is your new World Heavyweight Champion.
-- John Cena had thirteen problems at hand. First, the seven members of the NXT Rookies who have done nothing but trash and destroy all that is RAW and the WWE. Not only that, but he had Sheamus, Randy Orton and Edge all looking to hold the WWE Championship once more. When it looked like Cena was about to survive his Fatal4Way Match, the NXT Rookies appeared and brutalized everyone in their path. Sheamus managed to do the unthinkable and pinned a lifeless Cena to claim the WWE Championship once more, but it would be the NXT Rookies, no... the NXT Rebels to win the final act.


--- Questions To Ponder ---
- What's next for Edge, John Cena and Randy Orton after losing at Fatal4Way?
- Will Zack Ryder try to get back with Alicia Fox now that she's a champion?
- What's next for Ted DiBiase, Jr.?
- How long will it be before we actual have a First Blood Match again in the WWE?


Enjoy the show, you genetic jackhammers.

The pop you like a pimple is also the only lyric I remember from R-Truth's song.

A few things ive noticed just by watching the 'Diva' entrances,

Is it possible for Maryse's pants to be any tighter?

[Power Windows]

It's a shameful thing.. lobsta head!

It's going to be hard for them to screw up tonight's Raw, there's so many big things going down.


--- Questions To Ponder ---
- What's next for Edge, John Cena and Randy Orton after losing at Fatal4Way?
- Will Zack Ryder try to get back with Alicia Fox now that she's a champion?
- What's next for Ted DiBiase, Jr.?
- How long will it be before we actual have a First Blood Match again in the WWE?
- Hard to say, really, because of the way they lost. Hopefully Cena is out of the title picture, for now.
- ZR isn't sweatin' Alicia Fox.
- Ted will keep bribing people and whatever, doing that gimmick.
- When the Mattel deal is up.

[RatedDAL]

With Simmons' campaign looking for dirt against Linda, will WWE scrap the PG and go G tonight?

[StormDragonZ]

With Simmons' campaign looking for dirt against Linda, will WWE scrap the PG and go G tonight?

R-Truth vs. Christian vs. The Miz vs. John Cena vs. William Regal vs. Raven in a Poetry Slam.

[Power Windows]

That's hilarious guys..

[TheAman]

Cena's got problems but a bitch ain't one?

[DK1102]

In case you didnt see it last night, here is 1 minute of the Miz rapping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA-P5k-oCw8

[NSF on Fire]

"Apparently supporters of Rob Simmons? Senate campaign will be in attendance at tonight?s WWE RAW in Bridgeport, Connecticut. They will be looking to get some dirt on WWE while they?re in the state. Simmons shares the ballot with Linda McMahon in the Connecticut Senate race. Don?t be surprised if WWE doesn?t do anything too outrageous on tonight?s show."

Thank goodness for _NA

[Power Windows]

What the piss is Linda Mac doing in politics anyhow..

[DK1102]

Its times like this I miss late 90s DX. They would have called Simmons out on live TV for being a douche nozzle(1 word or 2?) and trying to dig up dirt at an ENTERTAINMENT show. This is of course in between Mr. Simmon's constant attempts to shut down CT small businesses via the court system, thus driving more jobs out of CT.

I know you guys are hoping Linda loses so WWE can return to something other than PG, but please, think of those of us in CT who have to deal with the insufferable idiots who havent created a single job since they passed the income tax law in the early 90s. Almost 20 years of losing jobs in CT. Fantastic.

Ill get off my soap box now.

[TeamFarrell]

I was convinced that it was "Ron Simmons'" Senate Campaign and I was like "DAMN"

[ZeroTolerance]

The Monday Night RAW Episode for the 21st of June, 2010: Kombat Fatality
-- Sheamus managed to do the unthinkable and pinned a lifeless Cena to claim the WWE Championship once more, but it would be the NXT Rookies, no... the NXT Rebels to win the final act.

Someone needs to take the video of Sheamus running from the NXTers and throw in a certain cereal commercial sound byte.

[Visagra]

I was convinced that it was "Ron Simmons'" Senate Campaign and I was like "DAMN"

I'm glad I'm not the only one who read it that way.

[Power Windows]

Someone needs to take the video of Sheamus running from the NXTers and throw in a certain cereal commercial sound byte.
L ots
O f
L aughs

Oh man, I love this place.

[djquail21]

no chance!

[DK1102]

VKM to open Raw. Nice. Im a Vince mark to be honest

[rahman82]

I hope Vince cuts a promo on those senate campaign fucks

[djquail21]

I kinda like the "NXT Seven" name. Has some kind of old crime ring sound to it

[DK1102]

Love the way Vinnie Mac rolls his "r." Monday night rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaawwwwrrrrrr!

[ChrisBear]

Someones with Missou according to a sign

"the NXT 7"

or is it....

[DK1102]

I kinda like the "NXT Seven" name. Has some kind of old crime ring sound to it

You cant take Seven! That's George Costanza's name! Please! He has so little!

[DK1102]

LOL! Its called "closure." Vinnie Mac is the man.

[OniBarubary]

...this seems needlessly complicated.

[TheAman]

JOSHUA is the new General Manager!

[Dr. CMV1]

I was really hoping Vince McMahon's character was done.

Raw is becoming less and less interesting by the second

[DK1102]

Im starting a draft Santino movement.

[Power Windows]

Cole's going to fuck something up, that's too much responsibility

[djquail21]

the new GM won't be the rock , but weren't we supposed to see him as guest hosts this summer, or in some kind of role?

[Lexster]

Okay...well, this is an interesting development...

[rahman82]

yes puppet do the dance, fuck you Cole

[Section ( 8 )]

Apple now runs Raw.

[Jack Tripper]

Let it be Danielson. I can only hope.


Damn you, Oni.

"It's a shame, lobster head." lol.

Shame he'll job to Hunter.

[OniBarubary]

...huh. Okay.

IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING, LOBSTA HEAD!

I would mark forever if someone went to one of these shows with big foam finger lobster claws.

[ClassicCity]

Danielson as GM.....I'm calling it now...

[DK1102]

Daniel Bryan is the new GM

[Blackwell]

I'm calling it. BD is the GM

[Power Windows]

Here is your new WWE champion aka "WWE champion until HHH beats me at Summerslam" Sheamus.

[djquail21]

I'd make fun of Shaemus's hair, if mine wasn't a cross between his and the miz's

[DK1102]

LOLing at the jar of maynoasse(sp) sign in the crowd. Sorry even when cena says it, I laugh a little inside

[ChrisBear]

Do you all not know Jericho is the new RAW GM :)

[TeamFarrell]

This new GM angle would have been WAY more entertaining if Vince was standing in the ring fiddling with a BlackBerry the whole time. Hell, I'd hook up with RIM to do some advertising, have Vince say that it would be anyone and suddenly every superstar has a blackberry visible whenever they're backstage.

[LHARR]

This could be interesting. I see Cole getting his ass handed to just because he is the spokesperson.

[Triple10X]

Is Sheamus cutting a face promo? Seriously?

EDIT: Oh those crazy irishmen. I am really starting to like Sheamus' mic work.

[ZeroTolerance]

Just wanted to let everyone know, that I am calling Bryan Danielson as GM. You heard it hear first.

:biggrin:

[Power Windows]

Since when is there any honor in anything Sheamus does..

edit, haha awesome

[Lexster]

What?! Is Sheamus turning into a face?

Ooh...I walked right into that one.

[OniBarubary]

Uh...face turn? This is outta nowhere.

NEVER MIND, AWESOME!

[djquail21]

Shaemus, uber proud heel? interesting

nevermind, awesome

[DK1102]

WTF? Shamus the grinch is finding a heart? Swerve!

[regjox]

Is sheamus turning face?

[Jack Tripper]

Daniel Bryan is the new GM

You know they're gonna try to swerve.

What the hell? Face turn?

[TheAman]

LOL. Lobster Head is great.

[AME Bling]

I'm calling it. BD is the GM


Daniel Bryan is the new GM


Danielson as GM.....I'm calling it now...

I'm too slow

[El Nino]

"and yet i will anyway!!!"

I did a little sex wee over that!

[DK1102]

You know they're gonna try to swerve.

What the hell? Face turn?

You bought that cheap swerve? Come on tripp

[ChrisBear]

Haha...

HE DA MAN

[Irishsara]

Seamus has a nice smile

Oh and I know who the GM is

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/wrestlezone.com/upl_images/Tony_Atlas.jpg

[Son of Shockey]

Fuck you, Sheamus, you had me going. I almost fucking fell for it.

Good start to Raw.

[OniBarubary]

I am warming up to Sheamus.

I've never been a big fan of his, but this is some pretty good work.

[Dr. CMV1]

Silver lining to recent WWE decisions...Sheamus is WWE Champion

[DK1102]

Cheap heat > cheap pop

Thats just a fact of wrestling

[Triple10X]

WTF? Shamus the grinch is finding a heart? Swerve!

Dare I say the Ultimate Swerve?

[ClassicCity]

oh. wonderful.......John Cena


EDIT: John Cena speaking makes me want to wish for deafness

[TeamFarrell]

For the record, I'm the new GM of Raw.

[DK1102]

Vince is grinning like a cheshire cat in the ring

[djquail21]

if cena ever turns heel, i think he should grow a beard, or at least some stubble. it would be staggering to see

[OniBarubary]

Oh man, a Cena promo. Glerk. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Jack Tripper]

Lol. "swerve" was for the GM. I just happened to keep typing as I saw Sheamus.

And Danielson was sacrificed so Lobster Head can be champ?

Damn.

[Rated R]

...huh. Okay.

IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING, LOBSTA HEAD!

I would mark forever if someone went to one of these shows with big foam finger lobster claws.

Lol, everytime I hear that theme I hear that line now after seeing you say it so many times. :D

Sheamus FTW! Lol

[Blackwell]

Actually I have a confession. I'm the Raw GM.

Actually, Rematch denied Cena.

[T.O.]

Cena is gonna start using jimbrones a lot, isn't he?

[AME Bling]

Just waiting for the email noise....

[djquail21]

When did the "rematch Clause" start being prevalent? It wasn't always that way

[DK1102]

feller! Me self!

Steve Jobs just set up the match

[TheAman]

http://www.twitip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/war-games-quote.jpg

The new GM of RAW.

[ZeroTolerance]

Oh god Cole fails.

[regjox]

Is that laptop Mic'd?

[AME Bling]

Bingo.

[ClassicCity]

Apparently AOL Instant Messenger is the new GM....and only 5 yrs too late, WWE!

[Irishsara]

Does this mean the GM is IWC?

[El Nino]

This email/cole rubbish is gonna get very old very quickly...

[rahman82]

oh god this has gotten old already, i hate that fuckin IM alert

[Lexster]

Why is the laptop hooked up to the sound system?

[DK1102]

OK. the email thing has run its course already. Vinne mac.. calling it

[Blackwell]

I didn't send that Email.

I got to get a secretary that takes better dictation.

[T.O.]

I thought that sound was my own computer. Stupid stream confusing me.

Steve Jobs is GM?

[Jack Tripper]

Could be burning a cd.

[Rated R]

LOL, so how are you guys liking my emails to Michael Cole so far? ;)

[Dr. CMV1]

To their credit - THAT's how you create intrigue for the rest of a show...to get people that weren't watching to get the word that maybe tonight's a rare night that they should bother...

[TeamFarrell]

I'm really hoping that once they go back to the regular guest hosts they kill the laptop emails and just have the guest hosts get texts or something like that.

[Triple10X]

This can only mean that the Raw GM will come in with Techno Team 2000 as his henchmen.

[DK1102]

Im calling old big nose. Triple H is the GM.

[OniBarubary]

Cena vs. Sheamus?

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1277169213530.jpg

[Power Windows]

For the record, I'm the new GM of Raw.You are to remain anonymous, I thought?

Hopefully we eventually find out who is behind the e-mails, unlike GTV, or whoever raised the briefcase out of Austin's reach at King of the Ring '99, of which nobody ever claimed responsibility for..

[Lexster]

I'm really hoping that once they go back to the regular guest hosts they kill the laptop emails and just have the guest hosts get texts or something like that.

I'm hoping the GM doesn't stay Anonymous for long. Or, at the very least, they come up with a less annoying way to distribute his orders.

[ChrisBear]

Whoever is typing that must be very tempted to write "Cole your a twat...thats vintage"

yes I did write a Cole column :/

[T.O.]

William Regal is GM.

[Son of Shockey]

It better turn out to be that Warrior's the anonymous GM, and that the decisions get more odd every week. That would instantly make Raw 30 times more enjoyable.

[El Nino]

perhaps its the same guy who kidnapped Samoa Joe in TNA...oh wait, were likely to find out who the new GM is, cant be Samoa Joes Kidnapper!!

[OniBarubary]

Continue the Bourne/Jericho feud?! Yes mah friend say it ain't so!

[TeamFarrell]

If this were 10 years ago Cole would get an email later in the night and it would be a porn virus that would take over the production truck.

[Rated R]

HBK to be the new GM. Callin' it now.

[Gucci]

The GM is Anonymous. I mean the poster. They already admitted it. Rikishi's getting rehired next.

[Power Windows]

So the new GM of Raw is basically a big, shy, pussy.. I guess that fits into today's WWE nicely.

Here is Jericho's last match ever on Raw. Again.

[T.O.]

Hey, is his finisher named Air Bourne?

I haven't heard Cole say that yet.

[DK1102]

Does Jericho keep jobbing here or what? He has a stick so thats good

[djquail21]

I liked Jericho's promo last week

[TeamFarrell]

Evan Bourne's next t-shirt should somehow incorporate the phrase "Mile High Club".

[skyvolt2000]

Bye Chris.

[OniBarubary]

...goddammit. Don't fucking do this to me.

[endstop]

I hope the mystery GM is using yahoo

[DK1102]

Forever? Say it isnt so! Good thing he got that gig at ABC

[ClassicCity]

Well, that's one way for Jericho to go and host TV....

[rahman82]

well another superstar exit

[T.O.]

kthxbai Jericho

[TheAman]

Er....I know Jericho has his show, but I didn't think he was going to be taking time off for it.

[Visagra]

I think Emmitt Smith has been on Raw more times this year than William Regal.

[AME Bling]

Jericho forgot to finish his sentence, about he would live out the rest of career sending emails to cole.

[Rated R]

So Jerichos off to host his new reality show, or whatever it was? Bye Chris. :(

[TeamFarrell]

His contract's up in September. Maybe he agreed to re-sign on the condition that they give him time off to film his show.

[DK1102]

I think Emmitt Smith has been on Raw more times this year than William Regal.

Thats tuurrbull!!

[Power Windows]

Raw minus Michaels, Batista, and Jericho but add Triple H that makes everything better.

[skyvolt2000]

Er....I know Jericho has his show, but I didn't think he was going to be taking time off for it.

That might be network related. Think about how many WWE stars have you seen on shows NOT airing onthe NBC networks? Aside from Austin and Cena-not many.

[DK1102]

Raw minus Michaels, Batista, and Jericho but add Triple H that makes everything better.

Add in Miz and Long Island Iced Z Zak Ryder and thats not too shabby. Woo, woo... WOO!

[TheAman]

Thats tuurrbull!!

Wrong product-shilling ex-athlete.

[djquail21]

or jericho wins...

[DK1102]

That might be network related. Think about how many WWE stars have you seen on shows NOT airing onthe NBC networks? Aside from Austin and Cena-not many.

Poor cutie Maria wasnt allowed to be on TV during that stupid Donald Trump show.

Ashley Massaro got on Survivor.

[Lexster]

or jericho wins...

Come on...we all know he won't.

[ChrisBear]

Oh piss pants...Jericho cant go.

Vickie for GM....its a crying shame

[CLaRkE's COuRt]

Damn, I am going to miss Jericho...

[DK1102]

Wrong product-shilling ex-athlete.

I know. But it seemed to fit so well.

[OniBarubary]

Dammit Evan, what did I say about taking bumps on your face?

[Jack Tripper]

So the new GM of Raw is basically a big, shy, pussy.. I guess that fits into today's WWE nicely.

Here is Jericho's last match ever on Raw. Again.

Cool if Jericho is the GM.

If not, 2 Canadians gone in one night.

[DK1102]

Man that evan Bourne is a lucky dude. He JUST beat the count back into the ring...

[El Nino]

Raw without Jericho is like chopping off both your arms and trying to play pinball...you can only use Sgt Slaughters Chin for 1 bumper no matter how hard you try.

[DK1102]

VINTAGE JERICHO!

[TeamFarrell]

Dammit Evan, what did I say about taking bumps on your face?

I'm sorry Oni...it won't happen again :(

[rahman82]

Jericho should break out the double powerbomb on Bourne

[ClassicCity]

Apparently, Evan Bourne is impervious to finishing moves.....


Let him challenge for WWE Title!

[Lexster]

Apparently, Evan Bourne is impervious to finishing moves.....


Let him challenge for WWE Title!

Man, imagine Evan going against Cena for the title. That match would go for days as they just keep kicking out of eachothers finishers.

[ChrisBear]

So Bourne is getting a push and Rey is champion. WWE making him champ so the viewers accept a smaller champion?

Owen is the new GM

[OniBarubary]

This is like a shot for shot remake of their match last night.

Like, exact.

[endstop]

Why must you do this to me Jericho?

[DK1102]

No more talk about booking Cena as superman. Clearly that name belongs to Bourne

[Jack Tripper]

Get Up Chris!!!!!! GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!

At least he doesn't mind putting over young stars.



YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

[skyvolt2000]

Poor cutie Maria wasnt allowed to be on TV during that stupid Donald Trump show.

Ashley Massaro got on Survivor.

Forgot about them. But in terms of the guys-you don't see it. Also that was before NBC got made to look bad with that Jay Leno prime time show.

[djquail21]

sorry you hypocrite troglodytes, jericho wins

[CLaRkE's COuRt]

SWERVE~!

[TheAman]

Oh c'mon, he was just sat on in the Walls and he immediately goes for the SSP?

YAY! Jericho stays!

[Blackwell]

Where's the liontamer when you need it?

[ZeroTolerance]

Not so fast!

[OniBarubary]

Bourne ate those knees right to, you guessed it, his face.

[T.O.]

omg

[DK1102]

So THAT is Bourne's kryptonite. WWE locker room take notes. 2 sets of knees to the face.

[Rated R]

Well, as much as I like Bourne, thank god he lost. :D

[Power Windows]

Well. That's my mama.

[TeamFarrell]

Wow...when's the last time a heel won their bitchy "I quit if I lose" match?

[Sean]

Beautiful finish!

[Lexster]

Yeah! Jericho wins. Nice. Is he going to shake Bourne's hand? Or another Code Breaker?

[rahman82]

damn that was sweet finish, continue this feud please

[Son of Shockey]

Thank God. Jericho's still with us.

[OniBarubary]

Dammit Cole, just go full on heel.

[DK1102]

Wow...when's the last time a heel won their bitchy "I quit if I lose" match?

See Dave Batista on Raw a couple weeks ago.

And please note the returned sarcasim.

[Rated R]

NXT guys signed by the new GM? Interesting.

[Jack Tripper]

Well. That's my mama.

I miss that show.

[ChrisBear]

How is Santino supposed to have a skit with a laptop

How are the Bella whores supposed to link arms with a laptop

What film has this laptop got to promote

[DK1102]

So I want to see some Miz, Long Island Iced Z, Santino and Bill Regal to complete my Monday Night mark out.

[TheAman]

NXT guys signed by the new GM? Interesting.

C'mon Rated, you're behind the times. That's so 30 minutes ago.

[DK1102]

How is Santino supposed to have a ski with a laptop
You know that if anyone can have a skit with a laptop its Santino. "Why do you notta talka to me Mr Laptity Toppy? Who is you this mystery man?"


How are the Bella whores supposed to link arms with a laptop
Cam whores


What film has this laptop got to promote
Clearly, its the iPhone 4. Thats an Apple computer

[djquail21]

"I"ve recieved a new e-mail from the gm, it says 'suck it' "

[ZeroTolerance]

Eh-eh-eh-ef I could have everyone's attention...

[Søren]

A replay of Michael Cole reading from a laptop. Great.

[DK1102]

Is Michael Cole emailing himself? Maybe its the return of The Coach?

[DK1102]

Will the camera guy steal Vinnie Mac's Blackberry so we can check the recent calls list?

[Power Windows]

Does Cole have to totally spaz out and politely ask for everyone's attention after receiving an e-mail?

Vince knows who the GM is. We want to know, too, damn it.

[Rated R]

I'm still going with HBK as new GM.

Virgil still makes me lol.

[DK1102]

LOL! THATS an upgrade! Hilarious

[Triple10X]

MARYSE and DiBiase??? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo don't do this to her!

[Lexster]

Hey, Ted. WWE is PG now, didn't ya hear? No condom jokes!

[Power Windows]

Maryse is hotter than Virgil.

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORRRRRRRLD

Oh Snap Natalya's wrestling tonight.. finally

edit, there's NXT1's limo

[TheAman]

Ted steals Maryse from Miz? Boooo.

[OniBarubary]

Virgil v. Maryse for the position of Dibiase's manservant! In an inter-racial match!

[Rated R]

Mayrse :biggrin:

Poor Virgil. :(

[DK1102]

Everyone heard the sexual inuedo right? What you going to do for protection? Go to the drug store!

Hilarious!!!

[TeamFarrell]

Its okay Virgil. I've got some indy bookings for your pyscho ass.

[ZeroTolerance]

But Teddy, you need me! What are you gonna do for protection?
Go to the drugstore *nods at Maryse*.

Classic.

[CLaRkE's COuRt]

DiBiase wasn't getting over, so when in doubt...

[Irishsara]

It would be cool if The Rock was the GM

[Søren]

You guys should thank this Simmons guy. He's probably the only reason we're getting a wrestling show tonight.

[DK1102]

Ugh. Natalya's bitching is making me not like her. But then again... tits. So thats awesome

[skyvolt2000]

Is Michael Cole emailing himself? Maybe its the return of The Coach?

I can see the ticker...

ESPN/ABC trades Coach for NBC/WWE Y2J and a Diva to be named later.

Now where is Alicia Fox???

[rahman82]

well the old man did pick up Sherri after Virgil left him, so i guess Jr. is following suit, I wonder if Maryse is injured? I am glad to see the return of the valet though

[Lexster]

Everyone heard the sexual inuedo right? What you going to do for protection? Go to the drug store!

Hilarious!!!

Shouldn't he be fired now for breaking the PG line?

[djquail21]

Natalya shoulnd't talk. just be there.

[TheAman]

OMG! OMINOUS BLACK SUV!

[ZeroTolerance]

A limo door? Oh WWE, you always did know how to pique my curiosity!

[DK1102]

OMG! OMINOUS BLACK SUV!

N
W
O

*starts to play Voodoo Child*

[DK1102]

The Lee is back! Im a Jason Lee mark. Have been since he debuted in Mallrats.

[Power Windows]

Ugh. Natalya's bitching is making me not like her. But then again... tits. So thats awesomeYou mean the cereal bowls? Those two could survive nuclear warfare.

[djquail21]

Sid for mystery GM

[ZeroTolerance]

By the way, did Zach Attack have a hand in the Raw theme lyrics being written? Woo woo woooo.

[DK1102]

You mean the cereal bowls? Those two could survive nuclear warfare.

Id eat her cookie crisp.

Im soooo not PG.

Tamina isnt doing it right now. Looks a little too manish

[Rated R]

OMG! OMINOUS BLACK SUV!

OH NO!! Lol!

[OniBarubary]

Meh. She's got a pretty beat face.

[DK1102]

3 minutes to work before it turns to a clusterfuck break down between all 3

[DK1102]

NICE!

[OniBarubary]

YES

WONDERFUL

[ClassicCity]

Hello NXT, way to ruin Natalya's first match!



EDIT: WWE knows how to kill a mood....commercial right as WB is getting ready to speak. TV at its finest tonight

[Rated R]

NXT to save the day.

[skyvolt2000]

Its okay Virgil. I've got some indy bookings for your pyscho ass.

He has a real job. He's on summer vacation like the rest of us. He's free till August.


Everyone heard the sexual inuedo right? What you going to do for protection? Go to the drug store!


They won't get in trouble for that. It's promoting safe sex.

[Irishsara]

The Lee is back! Im a Jason Lee mark. Have been since he debuted in Mallrats.

First Movie was that LA gang movie (my crazy life maybe, when he plays a drug addict)

But yeah my favorite Jason Lee performance is actually Banky Edwards in Chasing Amy even though hes a fucking tracer.

[El Nino]

Im going to make a wild stab in the dark here...wade barratt GM

[djquail21]

what a garbage commercial break

[Power Windows]

Shouldn't Cole be getting an e-mail?

Oh yeah the GM is pro-NXT'ers

[rahman82]

wait why ruin what couldve been an actual good womens match

[DK1102]

Hello NXT, way to ruin Natalya's first match!

In all fairness is wasnt that good... That wiggle out of the Samoan drop to the pin to the attempted sharpshooter was so not fluid

[Jack Tripper]

Sid for mystery GM

I'd seriously mark out.

[DK1102]

First Movie was that LA gang movie (my crazy life maybe, when he plays a drug addict)

But yeah my favorite Jason Lee performance is actually Banky Edwards in Chasing Amy even though hes a fucking tracer.


LOL! A tracer. Classic. Actually the first time I saw him was in Video Days in 91 when he was still a pro skater. But I think you are right for movie debut. I should say major motion picture debut Mallrats. Which is HIGHLY FUCKING UNDERATED!

[ClassicCity]

Storyline DOA @ 9:56 EST 6/21/2010

[DK1102]

Can I call this gay here? This is so gay. We LOVE WWE. Fucking bullshit.

[ZeroTolerance]

David Otunga...hair by Sharpie.

[TeamFarrell]

So....wait, if I assault John Cena and Bret Hart they'll sign me?

[djquail21]

NICE! abusive husband theory! I beat you because i loved you!

[skyvolt2000]

Look at that oil slick hair on David! Where is Kane when you need him?

[OniBarubary]

Daniel Bryan chants!

YAY!

This is great. Y'all niggas is gay.

[TheAman]

Nothing personal, until someone sets them off.

[rahman82]

is that ginger trying to tan? he looks yellow

[Jack Tripper]

Looks like Otunga has been using that Murray's Pomenade.

[Rated R]

Why the fuck are the apologizing?

[Irishsara]

Gabriel's hand was shaking. Damn

OMG BLACK JOHN CENA

[OniBarubary]

OH MY GOD

FUCK YES DARREN YOUNG

[DK1102]

LOL! He just called us out! Black John Cena!

[ClassicCity]

BLACK JOHN CENA!


hahahahahha hilarious

[djquail21]

Black John Cena Reference, FTW

[T.O.]

rofl black cener

[El Nino]

NEVER EVER let justin gabriel near a mic...ever again..he's awful!

Scratch that, ban the 'black john cena' too!

[TeamFarrell]

So Young admits it...the plot thickens...

I like that I think that Skip's on coke.

[TheAman]

Black Cena apologizing to Cena? This is bizarro world. If they fight each other, will the world explode?

[Romen]

BLACK JOHN CENA!!! lol

[soulstryka]

Why were people calling him the black john cena? is it because he can't wrestle?

[T.O.]

Still waiting for the other shoe to drop here. Come on, WWE - do it.

[Triple10X]

"yep yep yep. What it do" - put it on a t-shirt now.

[Tarrasque]

Looks like he's a Dapper Dan Man.

[AME Bling]

Skip Sheffied, turned to wrestling after being fired by the Fantastic Four

[DK1102]

Black Cena apologizing to Cena? This is bizarro world. If they fight each other, will the world explode?

Dogs and cats... Living together. MASS HYSTERIA!!!

Do what it takes... LEGALLY to get what you want.

[djquail21]

aaaaaaand scene

[Lexster]

Okay...come on...where's the swerve?

[skyvolt2000]

Why were people calling him the black john cena? is it because he can't wrestle?

No. When he first came out-everyone thought it was John Cena.

I guess that is proof the WWE read messageboards.

[OniBarubary]

Oh man, Barruh already knows how to fuck up "WHAT?!" chants

He is A MIC GOD

[endstop]

I'll mark out for Black John Cena